Maria Bamford - Making a Difference

  • Season 2 , Ep 2
  • 03/31/2011
  • Views: 43,187

Maria Bamford is running for neighborhood council -- she's got the ad campaign all planned out. (2:25)

I STARTED MENTORING KIDSIN MY NEIGHBORHOOD

WITHOUT TELLING THEM.

(child's voice)"MARIA BAMFORD, YOU'RE WEIRD."

YOU'RE WEIRD.

"MY MOM'S GONNA KILL YOU."

MY MOM'S GONNA KILL YOU.

(laughter)

"I'M GONNA TELL MY MOM YOU'VEBEEN SWEARING IN FRONT OF US."

I ALREADY (bleep) TOLD MY MOM

SOME OF THE (bleep)YOU SAID TO ME.

(laughter)

GONNA RUN FOR NEIGHBORHOODCOUNCIL.

FIRST CUT OF MY ADIS ME STANDING AND SLEEPING.

(snores) AND THEN CUT TO MEEATING ME ICE CREAM

WITH MY HANDS,CUT TO ME FACEDOWN

IN MY DUSTY BACKYARD SURROUNDEDBY MY ELDERLY OVERWEIGHT DOGS.

MARIA BAMFORD FOR EAGLE ROCKNEIGHBORHOOD COUNCIL.

(muffled) I CAN DO ITIF IT'S, LIKE, ON A TUESDAY.

(laughter and applause)

IT'S JUST LIKE ONCE A MONTH,RIGHT?

I HOPE NOBODY HEREIS DEEPLY RELIGIOUS.

IF YOU ARE, JUST RESTIN THE GLORY THAT I AM WRONG.

(laughter)UH...

UH...

THERE'S A NEW BUILDINGIN MY NEIGHBORHOOD,

AND ALL IT SAYS IS "THE ROCK"

AND THERE'S A GUY HANDINGOUT SOME FLYERS OUTSIDE,

HE SAID, "COMING DOWNTO THE ROCK THIS WEEKEND?

WE GOT LIVE MUSIC, FOOD,DRINKS, STUFF FOR THE KIDS."

UH...THAT SOUNDS LIKE CHURCH.

"NO, IT'S JUST A TEEN CENTER--IT WAS A COMMUNITY-BASED--

YEAH, IT'S CHURCH."

THEY ALWAYS TRYTO MAKE IT SOUND

LIKE SOMETHING KINDA SECULAR,YOU KNOW.

"COUPLE OF MY FRIENDS,WE'RE GETTING TOGETHER

WITH J.C. PLAYING SOME HELLFIREON MY HEXBOX 316."

YOU GUYS BAPTISTS?

"NO, WE'RE JUST A LOOSELY BASEDFELLOWSHIP

OF ECUMENICAL EVANGELICAL--YES, WE'RE CHRISTIANS."

I WOULDN'T GET MADEXCEPT THEY TRIED TO TRICK ME.

"WANT TO COME TO A SHOW?"YES.

WHERE'S IT THAT?"COOL NEW COFFEE SHOP."

WHAT'S IT CALLED?"CROSSROADS."

NO!

(laughter)

STOP HIDING BEHINDYOUR JIMI HENDRIX FONT.

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