Ahmed Bharoocha - The Right to Eat Cake

  • Season 1 , Ep 1
  • 10/24/2013
  • Views: 31,302

Ahmed Bharoocha explains why he thinks the gay marriage debate is a little crazy. (1:13)

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CAN WE GET A "BOO" FOR THAT?BOO, BOO.

[crowd boos]

YOU'RE GAY!GOTCHA!

THAT'S HOW HITLER DID IT.YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

STAYING ON GUARD.

IT'S CRAZY TO OUTLAW MARRIAGE.MARRIAGE IS A HAPPY THING.

YOU SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO VOTEON SOMEONE ELSE'S HAPPINESS.

THESE PEOPLE DON'T KNOWTHESE GAY PEOPLE.

THEY'RE NOT GONNA KNOW THEM,NOT GONNA BE THEIR FRIENDS.

THEY HAVE CONTROLOVER THEIR LIVES.

THAT'S NOT FAIR.

THAT'S LIKE IF YOU WENTTO A RESTAURANT,

AND YOU'RE LIKE,"UH, WAITER,

I'LL HAVE THE CAKE,"

AND THEN THE GUY AT THE TABLENEXT TO YOU IS LIKE,

"UH, WAITER,CANCEL THAT CAKE."

"I WAS GONNA HAVE THE CAKE."

"OH, I DON'T LIKE CAKE.NO."

"YEAH, BUT I WAS GONNA HAVETHE CAKE OVER HERE

BY MYSELF."

"I DON'T WANT ANYONETO HAVE CAKE."

"WHY?WHAT'S WRONG WITH CAKE?"

"GOD HATES CAKE."

"YOU JUST MADE THAT UP."

"MY KIDS ARE HERE.IF THEY SEE YOU EATING CAKE,

"THEN THEY'RE GONNA WANTTO HAVE CAKE TOO.

"YOU CAN GO HOMEAND EAT CAKE IN PRIVATE,

"BUT WE'D PREFERIF YOU DIDN'T CALL IT CAKE.

MAYBE A CIVIL MUFFIN."

I HAVE TITLED THAT JOKE

"HAVE YOUR GAY,AND EAT IT TOO."

[cheers and applause]

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