Tracy Smith - Healthy Body

  • Season 7 , Ep 26
  • 08/21/2003
  • Views: 3,284

Tracy hates dieting and exercise, but she really likes her doctor. (1:55)

I HAVE FIVE SISTERS, JUST BODY

CONSCIOUS TO THE POINT OF

RIDICULOUSNESS.

MY YOUNGEST SISTER WAS IN

A CAR ACCIDENT ONE SUMMER.

NOW, SHE'S OKAY.

THE GIRL WAS IN A COMA

FOR TWO WEEKS, HOOKED UP TO ALL

THESE MACHINES, FIGHTING FOR HER

LIFE.

AND WE'RE AT HER BED SIDE,

GOING, "SHE'S GONNA LOSE SO MUCH

WEIGHT, THAT LUCKY BITCH."

[LAUGHTER]

HOW MANY CALORIES IN THIS

(BLEEP) GOING UP HER NOSE?

[LAUGHTER]

'CAUSE WE'LL DO ANYTHING

TO LOSE WEIGHT--

ANYTHING EXCEPT DIET

AND EXERCISE.

YOU JUST SCRATCH THAT OFF

THE TOP OF THE LIST.

IS THERE ANYBODY HERE ON THEIR

PRENUPTIAL DIET RIGHT NOW?

YOU KNOW, THAT ONE,

BEFORE YOU GET MARRIED, GET INTO

THE SIZE 5 WEDDING GOWN.

NEVER LOOK THIS GOOD AGAIN FOR

THE REST OF YOUR FRICKING LIFE,

DIET.

HE SAYS, "I DO."

SHE SAYS, "LET'S EAT."

[LAUGHTER]

SALAD BAR MY ASS.

WE'RE MARRIED NOW.

REMEMBER THAT SKINNY GIRL

YOU WERE ENGAGED TO?

SHE'S GONE.

[LAUGHTER]

I ATE HER.

[APPLAUSE]

I HAVE A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT

ON MONDAY.

I'M NOT EVEN SICK.

IT'S JUST THAT I'VE BEEN

WORKING OUT, AND I WANT SOMEONE

TO SEE ME NAKED.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I HAVE THE BIGGEST CRUSH

ON MY NEW DOCTOR, I CAN'T EVEN

STAND IT.

OH!

OH, HE'S GORGEOUS.

THAT MAN COULD TELL ME I'M

DYING, AND I'D BE LIKE--

"OH, [GIGGLING] REALLY?

GUESS WE'LL BE SEEING A LOT

OF EACH OTHER, HUH?"

[LAUGHTER]

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