Brian Posehn - Fights with Friends

Kightlinger, Posehn, Kindler Season 2, Ep 19 05/19/1993 Views: 3,561

Getting into fights with your best friend isn't the same when you're an adult. (1:21)

I'm psyched, man.

I'm in a really good mood.

Been in a goodmood a lot lately.

Just got a new car.

Got a little Miata convertible.

Pretty happy about it,except for one thing.

I'm 6 foot 6".

So now I look likea McDonald's toy,

like something youget in a Happy Meal.

Look at Mayor McCheese inhis cute little red car.

Push down on his handand watch him go.

I just got in a majorargument about two

months back with my best friend.

I haven't talked to him since.

Remember when you werea little kid, though,

you could get, like, inthe biggest fight ever

with your best friend,and the next day

you completely forget abou it,and you're good friends again?

You know, you havethis huge brawl.

You wind up hittinghim with a two

by four with a nailin the end of it.

Next day, you'reover at his house

playing Legos, makingfun of his eye patch--

tell your mom to makeKool-Aid, cyclops.

Dude, I'm over here.

I'm over here.

I'm over here.

I'm over here.

Boink.

Trade you my kaleidoscopefor your View-Master.

Patchy!