Uncensored - Joe Rogan - Dolla Dolla Bills Y'all & Terrible Songs

Joe Rogan: Live from the Tabernacle Season 1, Ep 101 02/28/2014 Views: 19,151

Whenever he gets a terrible song stuck in his head, Joe Rogan has a really hard time getting rid of it. (2:18)

HERE'S SOMETHING THATCAN MAKE YOU HAPPIER.

IF YOU GO TO AN ATM MACHINE,

YOU KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE AREQUIET AT THE ATM MACHINE,

JUST LIKE AT A BATHROOM.

THIS IS WHAT I DO, AND THIS ISWHAT YOU CAN DO, TOO,

BUT YOU HAVE TO DO ITALL THE TIME.

IF YOU'RE GONNA COMMIT TO THIS,IT MUST BE 100% OF THE TIME.

AS SOON AS THE MONEY COMES OUT,YOU GO,

"DOLLA, DOLLA BILLS, Y'ALL."

IT'S ESPECIALLY FUN IF YOU DON'TKNOW IF THE MONEY'S COMING.

IT'S LIKE,"60? DID I GET CRAZY?

"60?GIVE ME 60.

DOLLA, DOLLA BILLS, Y'ALL."

I DID IT--I DID ITRECENTLY AT AN ATM,

AND THERE WAS A DUDE BEHIND METHAT GOES,

"MOTHERFUCKER,YOU REALLY DO DO THAT."

I'M LIKE,"YEAH, I REALLY DO DO THAT."

DO IT, MAN.IT MAKES IT MORE FUN.

OTHERWISE IT'S JUST WEIRD,AND EVERYBODY'S QUIET

AND THINKINGSOMEONE'S GONNA ROB YOU.

AND PLUS,IT'S ONE OF THOSE THINGS

WHERE A SONG GOT STUCKIN MY HEAD,

AND I HAD TO UTILIZE IT.

I HAVE A TERRIBLE BRAIN FOR SHITTHAT I DON'T LIKE

GETTING STUCK IN.

LIKE, IF YOU PLAY MEA SHITTY FUCKING SONG--

THERE WAS A BAND CALLEDIMPERIAL STARS

THAT GOT ARRESTED IN LOS ANGELES

'CAUSE THEY CAUSEDA TRAFFIC JAM.

THEY BLOCKED OFF THE HIGHWAYWITH THEIR TOUR BUS

AND DID A MUSIC VIDEOABOUT TRAFFIC.

♪ TRAFFIC IN L.A.

IT'S THE WORSTFUCKING SONG EVER,

AND I COULDN'T STOP SINGING IT.

IT WAS LIKEA COEN BROTHERS' MOVIE.

IT GOT STUCK IN HEADLIKE A GODDAMN COMPUTER VIRUS.

THIS IS THE WORST LYRICSOF ALL TIME.

YOU READY?

♪ I'M A ROCK STAR

♪ LIVING ON THE EDGE

♪ I'M KNOWN FOR HANGING OUTAND PARTYING WITH MY FRIENDS ♪

LIKE, SOMEONE WROTE THAT DOWNAND WENT,

"DONE.NEXT LYRIC.

THAT SHIT'S AS GOOD AS IT GETS."

I COULDN'T STOP SINGING IT.

I COULDN'T STOP SINGING IT.

I WAS SINGING ITWHILE I WAS EATING.

IF YOU WERE TALKING,

AND I DIDN'T LIKEWHAT YOU WERE SAYING,

IT JUST STARTED PLAYING.

AND THIS IS WHEREIT GOT TERRIBLE.

THIS IS WHERE I KNEWI HAD A REAL PROBLEM.

I WAS HAVING SEXWITH MRS. ROGAN,

AND IN THE MIDDLE OF IT,I WAS MOUTHING THE LYRICS.

WE WERE DOING ITIN THE DOGGY STYLE POSITION,

AND I'M LIKE,

♪ I'M A ROCK STAR

♪ LIVING ON THE EDGE

AND THEN I REALIZEDHOW PATHETIC THAT WAS!

AND THEN I GOT DISAPPOINTED,

AND THEN I LOST CONCENTRATION,

AND THEN I STARTED GOING SOFT,

AND THEN I TRIEDTO BRING IT BACK,

BUT THEN I FAKED AN INJURY.

AH, FUCK.

SHIT!

AH, FUCK!

OH! OH! OH!

AND YOU GOT TO DOA VIOLENT FAKE INJURY.

YOU CAN'T, LIKE,"OW."

YOU CAN'T FUCK THROUGH THAT KINDOF PAIN?

YOU GOT TO HAVE, LIKE,SOME SERIOUS

MENISCUS, BUCKET HANDLE TEARSHIT GOING ON.