Inside Chappelle's Show Studio

  • Season 1 , Ep 5
  • 02/19/2003
  • Views: 58,481

Dave is honored for his large body of film work, including "Fighting Charlie With Mr. Charlie" and "Little Foot, Long Foot." (6:53)

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GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO INSIDE CHAPPELLE'S SHOW STUDIO.

WE'RE HERE TONIGHTTO CELEBRATE THE CAREER

OF A BRILLIANTYOUNG MAN.

COMEDIAN,ACTOR, ARTIST, MAGICIAN,

AND, SOME WOULD SAY,

A SMOOTH, PIMPED-OUT PLAYERFROM THE STREETS

THAT KNOWS HOW TO GET HIS.

PLEASE WELCOMEDAVID CHAPPELLE.

( applause )

THANK YOU.

IT'S OVERWHELMING, I'M SO USEDTO TAPING A COMEDY SHOW.

THIS IS--THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

THANK YOU, WILLIAM.

YOU'VE DONEOVER 74 FILMS.

WE'LL COVER WHAT TIMEALLOWS.

DAVID, IN 1987,YOU BURST ONTO THE SCENE

WITH ONE OF THE MOSTAUSPICIOUS DEBUTS

IN MODERN TIMES.

I'M TALKING, OF COURSE,ABOUT YOUR PORTRAYAL

OF PRIVATE JACKSON

IN "FIGHTING CHARLIEWITH MR. CHARLIE".

YEAH.

( applause )

THANK YOU,THANK YOU.

HERE IT IS, YOUR BREATHTAKING,OSCAR-NOMINATED PERFORMANCE.

( Chappelle )AHH...

AHH... OW,LITTLE HELP !

AHH !

DAMN, DOG, WHATTOOK YOU SO LONG ?

THEY GOT ME, AHH !

WHO YOU CALLING ?

WHO THAT,THE POLICE ?

TELL 'EM I GOT SHOT BY SOMECHINESE GANGSTERS.

I CAN DESCRIBE 'EM.

MMM, HELLO,POLICE ?

( man )JACKSON !

GET OUT OF HERE,HE'S TOO FAR GONE.

WORD ?

IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT,SOLDIER.

YOU MADE AMERICA PROUD,YOU'RE A DAMN HERO, SON.

HEY...HEY, YOU SNEAKIN'.

YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST SHOOTYOURSELF IN THE STOMACH

AND COME LAYDOWN WITH ME.

THEY'RE GONNA SEE YOU.

I WAS SNEAKIN'THE SAME WAY, SARGE.

AHH !

PERMISSION TO CARRY OUTONE LAST MISSION, SIR ?

WHAT IS IT, SOLDIER ?

PERMISSION TO DIE,SARGE.

PERMISSION GRANTED.

YOU REPORT TO HEAVENAT 0-800 HOURS,

AND THAT'SAN ORDER, SOLDIER.

I'LL TELL 'EM,"UNCLE SAM SENT ME."

WHY, GOD, WHY ?!

DON'T ASK GOD...ASK NIXON.

WHY, NIXON, WHY ?!

OW !DEATH !

I'D LOVE SOME PUSSYBEFORE I GO, AHH...

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AFTER "MR. CHARLIE",

YOU TOOK WHAT MANY CONSIDEREDTHE ROLE OF A LIFETIME

WHEN YOU PLAYEDTHE DUKE OF YORKVILLE

IN "IMPROPER INQUISITIONS".

( applause )

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

( British accent )MY LADY, MY LADY,DON'T RUN FROM ME.

MY LADY... HEY !

MY LORD, I NEED TO KNOW,

'TWAS THERE ANOTHERMAIDEN IN OUR BED ?

SAYETH WHAT ?

IT APPEARS AS THOUGHMY LADY HAS BEEN RUMMAGING

THROUGH MY THINGS...

AND FOUNDETH HER...HER BIRTHDAY PRESENT EARLY.

YES, SURPRISE !

LIETH NOT,MY LORD, I PRITHEE.

THE LAST MAIDEN THAT ACCUSEDME OF LYING,

I STUCK MY FOOT BETWIXTHER BUTTOCKS SO RAVAGELY...

AHH !

THAT IT BROKETH OFF AND SNAPPETHAS THE TWIG DOTH SNAP !

SO, MY LADY,I INVITE THEE

TO COME AND WATCH MEUNSHEATH MY SWORD

AND SWING ITAND SWING IT UPON THEE !

BRINGETH !

OOH, OH, OW, OH...

OH, OH... OH,WELL...

HMM...

IT SEEMS AS THOUGHTHE BOUDOIR,

PERHAPSWON'T BE NECESSARY.

I'VE SOILED MY PANTALOON.

I'M GOING TO GETA BOWL OF CEREAL.

YOU GET SOME REST,TA-TA.

♪ BIP-I-DEE-BOP...BIP-I-DEE-BOP... ♪

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THANK YOU.

DAVID, I'VE SPOKENTO MANY ACTORS

WHO HAVE PLAYEDTHE PHYSICALLY CHALLENGED.

WHEN DANIEL DAY-LEWISSAW YOUR PERFORMANCE

IN "LITTLE FOOT, LONG FOOT",HE THREW UP.

IN THE MOVIE,YOU PLAYED STANLEY,

A HANDICAPPED MAN WITHA HEART OF GOLD.

IT'S VISUAL POETRY.

THANK YOU.

( Chappelle )SHORT FOOT...

LONG FOOT...

LITTLE FOOT...

LONG FOOT...

AHH !

( man )SIR, LET ME HELP YOU.

AHH, GET YOUR DAMNED HANDSOFF OF ME !

BUT, SIR,THE WET FLOOR...

SHUT UP-- OH !

AHH !

I DON'T NEEDYOUR DAMN PITY.

AAH !

AHH !HEY, AHH, GET AWAY !

SIR, I DON'T WANT YOU TOSLIP ON MY SKATEBOARD.

SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH,YOU POTHEAD !

( audio in slow speed )AAH... AAH...AAH !

MAY I HAVEA DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER...

A LARGE FRY...

AND SOMETHING COLDTO DRINK ?

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AND A CHERRY PIE !

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AND A MILKSHAKE !

AAH !

( applause )

DAVE CHAPPELLE,THANK YOU.

THANK YOU,THANK YOU.

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