Rocky LaPorte - English Teachers

  • Season 9 , Ep 18
  • 06/09/2005
  • Views: 8,112

English teachers are evil people. (1:32)

YA KNOW THAT?

YEAH, THEY'RE EVIL PEOPLE.

I HAD THIS ENGLISH TEACHER,

EVERY FREAKIN' THING I WOULD

SAY, SHE WOULD CORRECT ME.

THAT'S BAD TO DO TO A KID RIGHT,

FOR THEIR SELF-ESTEEM?

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I TOLD THAT

BITCH.

[LAUGHTER]

I KNOW.

THE WHORE.

I AH...

[LAUGHTER]

I COULDN'T SAY NUTTIN'.

KIDS TODAY, THEY'RE LIKE BAD...

I REMEMBER LIKE WHEN I WAS A KID

LIKE IF YOU SMART OFF THE NUN

WOULD COME OVER AND LIKE

PUNCH YOU IN THE THROAT.

[LAUGHTER]

IT'S TRUE.

THIS GUY TOLD ME A NUN USED TO

HIT HIM WITH A RULER.

I WAS LIKE "OUR NUN TRIED TO

HIT US WITH A CAR."

[LAUGHTER]

SO THIS FRIGGIN ENGLISH TEACHER,

I COULDN'T SAY...

EVERYTHING I'D SAY SHE'D

CORRECT ME, YA KNOW.

ONE TIME I SAID, "WHO."

SHE SAID, "IT'S WHOM."

I'M LIKE, "NO.

YOU DON'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE

AND GO, HELLO, WHOM IS THIS?"

[LAUGHTER]

RIGHT?

THAT'S RIGHT.

[CLICKS TONGUE]

I, AH...

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THE ONE TIME I GO, "HEY,

ISN'T THAT GOOD?"

SHE GOES, "ISN'T IS NOT A WORD."

I GO, "IT AIN'T."

[LAUGHTER]

SHE HATED ME.

SHE GOES, "YOU'RE THE WORST

STUDENT I'VE EVER HAD."

I GO, "WHOM THE HELL DO YOU

THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO?"

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THEN SHE PUNCHED ME IN MY

THROAT.

[LAUGHTER]

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