RETURN JULY 2014
black women always so busy?
For real, they're always going,
"Man, I ain't got timefor this (bleep)."
Baby, you're at a bus stop.
You got a little bitof time for me.
I wish I had, like, a...like, a designated black person
to follow me around to saythe stuff I wantto say...
but I can't.
'Cause black people don't havefilters, they just say it.
Can you imagine that?
Like, I'm breaking upwith a girl.
"You know what, baby, uh,
"economy's gettingreal tough right now.
"I just, it's gettingreal hard for me, I just...
I just can't do it,"and the black guy
comes out of nowhere,he's, like,
"Bitch, you ugly.
"That's whathe was trying to say.
But he ain't black."
Last thing, man--you guys all know
black people always talklike they're putting on lotion?
You know that, right? They go,"Hey, man, you remember that
"we was talking about last week,player, remember what we
"was talking about?We're fittin' do it really big,
"homie-- I ain't messingwith you no more, cuz.
(cheering, whooping)"Come on, now.
Hey, come on, man."