Sandra Bernhard - Edible Panties

Jeff Stilson & John Ridley Season 1, Ep 0134 02/24/1992 Views: 5,415

There's nothing better than an edible panty. (1:30)

SO DON'T DRAGTHE CLAPPING OUT.

THROW THE LAUGHTER ASIDEAND JUST ENJOY.

I SLIPPED INTO SOMETHINGA LITTLE LESS COMFORTABLE.

IT'S KIND OF A WINDY CITYAFFAIR...

AND NO PANTIES--NO PANTIES, MILADY.

WHY BOTHER, YOU KNOW?

SAVE SO MUCH TIME ON LITTLE HANDWASHABLES AND STUFF, YOU KNOW.

GOD KNOWS I SPEND HOURSOVER THE SINK

JUST LIKE, SCRUBBING...MY DELICATES.

YOU KNOW, "OOH."

THE DRIP-DRYS, THE DELICATES--

I LIKE THE WAY THEY'RE ARRANGED.

I THINK THEY'RE GOINGTO DRY JUST RIGHT.

THEY SMELL SO FRESH, MMM.

A CANDY PANTY

A MINT PANTY, MMM, DELICIOUS.

REMEMBER EDIBLE PANTIES?

DO THEY STILL HAVE THOSE?

I HAVE A WHOLE COLLECTIONOF THEM MYSELF

THAT I HAVEN'T WORN YET.

I SAVE THEMFOR SPECIAL OCCASIONS.

THEY MELT.

THEY GET ALL...

OH, IT'S A NIGHTMARE.

( laughter )

YOU PUT THEM ON

YOU HAVE A HOT EVENING

YOU'RE SPENDING THE RESTOF THE NIGHT IN THE BATHROOM

PICKING THE PANTIES OUT...

IT'S NOT A PRETTY THING

AND THEN YOU END UP EATING IT.

I DON'T KNOW.

YOU WORK UP AN APPETITE.

IT'S ALL... OH, IT'S DISGUSTING.

SOMETIMES THERE'S NOTHING BETTERTHAN AN EDIBLE PANTY

DON'T YOU AGREE?