Uncensored - Dave Attell - Feeling the Crowd Out

Dave Attell: Road Work Season 1, Ep 101 04/12/2014 Views: 34,358

When a woman wears a cowgirl hat during a certain sexual act, Dave Attell thinks it's a little too much. (1:47)

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YOU WANNA SWITCH?

SEE, LOOK,THERE'S NOT MUCH ROOM

ON THE STAGE HERE.

THIS IS GREAT.

THIS IS LIKE AN MMA FIGHTBETWEEN TWO NERDS.

THIS IS GREAT.

EVER DO A BUNCHOF MUSHROOMS,

THINK YOU'RE HAVINGA PILLOW FIGHT,

BUT IT TURNS OUTTO BE A LIVE BABY?

HAS THAT EVER HAPPENEDTO ANYBODY?

ALL RIGHT.

JUST FEELING THE CROWD OUT.

SEEING WHO'S WHO HERE.

HELLO?

OH. SORRY.

MY CAREER CALLED,IT'S DEAD.

UM, SORRY.

LET'S GO BACKTO THE WOMEN HERE.

THERE'S A LOTOF HOT WOMEN HERE.

ALL RIGHT, YEAH.

WHERE ARE THE SINGLE WOMEN?

NONE, THERE'S NOSINGLE WOMEN ANYMORE.

I DON'T BLAME 'EM.

I LIKE WHENA WOMAN'S ON TOP.

'CAUSE WHEN A WOMAN'S ON TOP,

YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR JOB IS?NOT TO DIE.

THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO DO,JUST LAY THERE.

AND YOU GET A CHANCETO WEIGH HER.

YEAH. FUCK ALL OF YOU,THAT'S FUNNY.

NOW--I'M NOT GONNAWAIT FOR YOU GUYS ANYMORE.

I LIKE WHENA WOMAN'S ON TOP.

THEY CALL IT COWGIRL STYLE.

YEAH, SOME GIRLSWEAR A COWBOY HAT

AS THEY'RE DOING THAT.

THAT'S A LITTLE TOO MUCH.

A COWGIRL HATDURING COWGIRL SEX

IS LIKE A TURBANON A PLANE.

IT IS TOTALLY--

[chuckles]

IT'S LEGAL, BUT I'M NOTSLEEPING ON THAT FLIGHT.

I'M NOT.

I GOT ONE EYE ON YOU,ZERO DARK THIRTY.

YEAH.

[chuckles]

HOW ABOUT REVERSE COWGIRL?

THAT'S WHENTHEY'RE FACING AWAY.

HAVE YOU--YEAH, I DON'T KNOWWHO INVENTED THAT,

BUT THEY WERE UGLY.

YEAH, LIKE,"HEY, I'LL BANG YA,

"I JUST DON'T WANNALOOK AT YA.

I MEAN--"

YOU GOTTA BELIEVE IN YOURSELFAS A DUDE,

WHEN YOUR WOMAN DOES THAT.

BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,IT DOES LOOK LIKE

SHE'S GETTING UP TO LEAVE.

IT REALLY DOESLOOK LIKE, "HEY.

IF YOU'RE GONNA GO,BRING BACK SOMETHING TO EAT."

SO--[laughter]