Mad Larry Disease

  • Season 1 , Ep 6
  • 04/21/2010
  • Views: 93,556

Mad Larry Disease sweeps through New York, transforming everyone into Larry King. (1:48)

- THERE'S SOMETHING AWFULYOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME.

- IS IT LIKE YOUR TERRIBLE

"I SPARKLE IN THE SUNLIGHT"SECRET?

- NO, NO, I REALIZE,IN RETROSPECT,

THAT REALLY WASN'T SO BAD.

BUT THIS ONE IS SO DARK,IT'S SURE TO TEAR US APART,

AND I DON'T THINK I COULDSURVIVE WITHOUT YOU.

YOU'RE AS MUCH A PART OF MEAS MY PANCREAS.

- OKAY, THAT'S IT.

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

- MR. LILLY?

- YOU, SIR,

ARE THE PERFECT GENTLEMAN.

- SINCERE THANKS, MR. LILLY.

- ALL DAYFOLLOWING YOU TWO AROUND

BECAUSE TRISTAN'S DADWANTS SOME DIRT.

WELL, I CAN'T THINKOF ONE REASON

THE TWO OF YOUSHOULDN'T BE TOGETHER.

- MY FATHER HAS RUINEDEVERY RELATIONSHIP

I'VE EVER BEEN IN.

MY PHYS-ED TEACHER,

MY STEPBROTHER,

THE MALL SANTA--

- I DO KIND OF AGREEWITH THAT LAST ONE.

- YOU TWO SHOULD ELOPEOR SOMETHING,

BLOW THE OLD MAN OFF.

JUST...WHATEVER YOU DO--

HOLY CRAP!THERE'S LARRY KING AGAIN.

[eerie music]

- [coughing]

- WE CAN NOW CONFIRM

NEW YORKERS ARE TRANSFORMINGINTO LARRY KING.

OUR OWN ALAN WHITERIS ON THE SCENE.

- THANK YOU, GIRL ANCHOR.

AS THE MYSTERIOUSMAD LARRY DISEASE

SWEEPS THROUGH THE CITY,

I SPOKE WITH CITIZENS WHO SAY

THEY ARE FEARFULTHAT THEY MIGHT BE NEXT.

- MY NEIGHBOR GOT IT,

AND NOW ALL SHE DOESIS INTERVIEW COLIN POWELL.

I DON'T EVEN KNOWHOW SHE GOT HIS NUMBER.

- AS A KID WIZARD,OR KIZARD,

I CAN SAFELY SAYTHIS MAD LARRY DISEASE

IS SCARIER THANA LEVEL-THREE WEDGIE SPELL.

- I SELL SUSPENDERS,

AND I THINK IT'S GREAT!

- HEALTH OFFICIALS WARN YOUTO AVOID ALL CONTACT

WITH ANYONE RESEMBLINGTHE TALK SHOW LEGEND.

AND UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES

SHOULD YOU SHARE A NEEDLEWITH LARRY KING.

IT'S CURRENTLY BELIEVEDMAD LARRY DISEASE

IS BEING TRANSMITTEDTHROUGH THE BLOOD.

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