Bill Burr - Sin City

Burr, Crasnick, McCullough, Jen's Revenge Season 2, Ep 0203 06/20/1998 Views: 13,827

Interracial sex is the best kind. (2:07)

I WENT TO LAS VEGASLAST WEEK.

PEOPLE TOLD ME THAT WAS GONNA BE NICE.

IT WASN'T NICE,IT WAS EVIL.

LAS VEGAS WASTHE MOST EVIL TOWN

I'VE EVER BEEN TOIN MY LIFE.

SERIOUSLY, ANY OTHER TOWN YOU GO TO,

THERE'S A LITTLE DEVIL ANDA LITTLE ANGEL ON YOUR SHOULDER,

GIVING YOU A LITTLE GOOD ADVICE,AND A LITTLE BAD ADVICE.

YOU GO TO LAS VEGAS, THERE'SLIKE A DEVIL AND A DEVIL,

AND THEY'RE JUST BATTLINGIT OUT THE WHOLE WEEK.

IT'S LIKE, "SMOKE SOME CRACK,GET A HOOKER !"

"YEAH, THIS IS A GOOD TOWN.

SOME CRACK AND GET A HOOKER, ALRIGHT !"

OH, LOOK AN ATM,OKAY, HERE WE GO !

I LOST ALL MY MONEY,NOW WHAT DO I DO ?

"GET A GUN,ROB THE CASINO !"

GOOD IDEA !

LOOK AT ALL THE LIGHTS !

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

MY GIRL ENJOYED IT.

I'VE BEEN GOING OUT WITH THIS PUERTO RICAN GIRL.

THIS IS MY FIRST TIMEI'VE EVER BEEN

IN AN INTERRACIALRELATIONSHIP, MAN.

BUT I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING,THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING.

IT REALLY IS.

SERIOUSLY, IT IS.

REALLY LIKE BROADENSYOUR HORIZONS.

LEARN ABOUT THE NEW PERSON,A NEW GROUP AND ALL THAT.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,THE SEX, UNBELIEVABLE.

I SWEAR TO GOD, I'M ACTUALLY WILLING TO BET

THAT INTERRACIAL SEX IS PROBABLY

SOME OF THE BEST SEX ON THE PLANET.

YOU KNOW WHY THAT IS ?

'CAUSE WITH INTERRACIAL SEX

THERE'S LIKE THIS WHOLEADDED PRESSURE TO PERFORM.

'CAUSE IT'S LIKE YOU'RE NOT JUSTHUMPING FOR YOURSELF.

IT'S LIKE YOU'RE HUMPING FOR YOUR RACE.

YEAH, SOME OF YOUBEEN THERE.

I'M TELLING YOU.

YOU GOTTA REPRESENTYOUR PEOPLE.

YOU CAN'T DO A BAD JOB.

IT'S LIKE, "OH, MY GOD,I BETTER DO A GOOD JOB HERE."

IT'S LIKE THE SEXUAL OLYMPICS.

REPRESENTING IRELAND,BILLY BURR, HOW YOU DOING ?

LET ME GET STRETCHED OUT HERE,YEAH !

YOU CAN LITERALLY HEARYOUR ANCESTORS

CHEERING YOU ONIN THE BACKGROUND.

THEY'RE GOING,"COME ON, GIVE IT TO HER FOR CHRISSAKE !

"COME ON, LADDY, GET THATPASTY BUM GOING, C'MON !

"LET HER KNOW WHAT THAT LEPRECHAUN'S ALL ABOUT !

"GIVE HER THAT POT OF GOLD,GIVE HER THAT POT OF GOLD !

WE'LL GET YOU A GUINNESS,COME ON, LADDY!"