TumblReality - Turds of Portland

  • Season 1 , Ep 01008
  • 01/16/2014
  • Views: 821

Paul F. Tompkins, Jen Kirkman and Mike Lawrence figure out which bizarre Tumblr blog title is real. (2:51)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

TUMBLR IS A PLATFORM THAT

MAKES IT INCREDIBLY EASY TO SET

UP A BLOG, EVEN IF THERE'S

REALLY NO EARTHLY REASON THAT

THAT BLOG NEEDS TO EXIST.

SO WE'LL GIVE YOU A CHOICE OF

TWO RIDICULOUS TUMBLRS, YOU HAVE

TO GUESS WHICH ONE IS REAL.

WHICH ONE IS REAL, OKAY?

SO THIS FIRST ONE, IS IT:

"TURDS OF PORTLAND, PICTURES

OF FECES ON THE STREETS OF

PORTLAND".

(LAUGHTER)

A LITTLE P.O.O. IN THE P.D.X.

OR "JUDGE DREADS, PHOTOS OF

JAMAICAN JUDGES WITH

DREADLOCKS"?

MIKE LAWRENCE?

>> I'M GOING TO GO WITH JUDGE

DREADS, ALTHOUGH I DON'T THINK

TUMBLR HAS EVER BEEN MADE BY

ANYONE WHO CAN PHYSICALLY

TUMBLE.

>> Chris: THE CORRECT ANSWER I'M

SORRY WAS TURDS OF PORTLAND.

>> OF COURSE.

OF COURSE.

>> Chris: YOU CAN TELL THAT POOP

IS SO HIPSTER IT WON'T EVEN CURL

UP.

"WHATEVER".

>> I HEARD THAT TURD HAS RICH

PARENTS BUT HE CHOSE TO LIVE ON

THE STREET.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: (BLEEP) WAY POINTS,

JEN KIRKMAN.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

SO GOOD!

ALL RIGHT.

NEXT ONE?

IF BABIES HAD PUPPY HEADS OR

PUPPIES HAD BABY HEADS?

JEN KIRKMAN.

>> I THINK IT'S IF PUPPIES HAD

BABY HEADS.

>> Chris: NO.

IT'S IF BABIES HAD PUPPY HEADS.

(LAUGHTER)

>> WAIT.

THAT'S WHO IS LEAVING TURDS ALL

OVER PORTLAND.

>> Chris: IF CONFESSION BEAR IS

YOUR SOUL THIS IS WHAT MY SOUL

LOOKS LIKE.

>> THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR

PLAYING DOG!

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: THAT'S THE DYSLEXIC

GENETICIST?

>> YES.

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT, NEXT ONE.

"GIRLS WITH HITLER MOUSTACHES"

OR "WHAT IF ADELE WAS

MRS. DOUBTFIRE"?

JEN KIRKMAN?

>> I KNOW I'M RIGHT.

I KNOW I'M RIGHT.

WHAT IF ADELE WAS

MRS. DOUBTFIRE?

>> Chris: THAT'S RIGHT

WHAT IF ADELE WAS MRS.

DOUBTFIRE?

(LAUGHTER)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

BONUS, BUILDING OFF THAT, ALSO

IMAGINED "WHAT IF NIC CAGE WAS

MRS. DOUBTFIRE?"

(LAUGHTER)

"I DON'T KNOW.

JUST A WEIRD BRUSH LADY HERE TO

HANG OUT WITH THE KIDS.

THERE'S CLUES ON THE MONEY."

>> WAIT, WAIT, ISN'T THAT WHAT

THAT MOVIE WAS?

(LAUGHTER)

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