TumblReality - Turds of Portland

  • Season 1, Ep 01008
  • 01/16/2014
  • Views: 801

Paul F. Tompkins, Jen Kirkman and Mike Lawrence figure out which bizarre Tumblr blog title is real. (2:56)

"TUMBLREALITY."

>> TUMBLR IS A PLATFORM THATMAKES IT INCREDIBLY EASY TO SET

UP A BLOG, EVEN IF THERE'SREALLY NO EARTHLY REASON FOR

THAT BLOG TO EXIST.

WE'LL GIVE YOU A CHOICE OF TWORIDICULOUS TUMBLRS, YOU HAVE TO

GUESS WHICH ONE IS REAL.

GUESS WHICH ONE IS REAL.

THE FIRST ONE --Q: "TURDS OF PORTLAND, PICTURES

OF FECES ON THE STREETS OFPORTLAND"

A LITTLE P.O.O. IN THE PDXOR "JUDGE DREADS, PHOTOS OF

JAMAICAN JUDGES WITHDREADLOCKS"?

MIKE LAWRENCE?

>> I'M GOING TO GO WITH JUDGEDREADS, ALTHOUGH I DON'T THINK

TUMBLR HAS EVER BEEN MADE BYANYONE THAT CAN PHYSICALLY

TUMBLE.

>> THE CORRECT ANSWER WASA: TURDS OF PORTLAND

>> OF COURSE.

OF COURSE.

>> YOU CAN TELL THAT POOP IS NOHIP CENTER.

HE WON'T EVEN CURL UP.

>> I HEARD THAT TURD HAS RICHPARENTS BUT HE CHOSE TO LIVE ON

THE STREETS.

>> WAY TO GO, JEN KIRKMAN.

SO GOOD!

ALL RIGHT.

NEXT ONE?

IF BABIES HAD PUPPY HEADS ORPUPPIES HAD BABY HEADS?

JEN KIRKMAN.

>> I THINK IT'S IF PUPPIES HADBABY HIDZ.

>> NO.

IF IT'S IF BABIES HAD PUPPYHEADS.

>> WAIT.

THAT'S WHO IS LEAVING TURDS ALLOVER PORTLAND.

>> IF CONFESSION BEAR IS YOURSOUL THIS IS WHAT MY SOUL LOOKS

LIKE.

>> THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FORPLAYING DOG!

[ APPLAUSE ]>> THAT'S THE GENETICIST?

>> YES.

>> NEXT ONE.

Q: "GIRLS WITH HITLERMOUSTACHES" OR "WHAT IF ADELE

WAS MRS. DOUBTFIRE"?

>> I KNOW I'M RIGHT.

WHAT IF ADELE WASMRS. DOUBTFIRE?

>> THAT'S RIGHTA: WHAT IF ADELE WAS MRS.

DOUBTFIREBONUS: THAT BLOG ALSO IMAGINED

"WHAT IF NIC CAGE WAS MRS.DOUBTFIRE?"

[LAUGHTER]I DON'T KNOW.

JUST A WEIRD BRUSH LADY HERE TOHANG OUT WITH THE KIDS.

THERE'S CLUES ON THE MONEY.

>> ISN'T THAT WHAT THAT MOVIEWAS?

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