Ron White - Homosexuality

  • Season 7 , Ep 13
  • 05/08/2003
  • Views: 51,284

We're all gay to some extent. (1:06)

I STILL HAVE A FRIEND THAT'S

A HOMOPHOBIC.

DIDN'T YOU THINK THEY WERE ALL

DEAD?

DIDN'T YOU THINK THAT WAS

NONEXISTENT ANY MORE?

I STILL HAVE A FRIEND THAT'S

A HOMOPHOBIC.

WHAT A WASTED EMOTION THAT IS,

TO BE A HOMOPHOBIC.

WHY, WHAT ARE YOU SCARED OF?

HE SAID SOMETHING STUPID

THE OTHER DAY, HE GOES, "MAN,

THIS PLACE'D BE BETTER IF THERE

WASN'T SO MANY QUEERS."

I'M LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT?

THE NEXT TIME YOU HAVE A THOUGHT

JUST LET IT GO.

(LAUGHTER)

YOU'LL BE WAY AHEAD OF THE GAME.

AND LISTEN TO ME WHEN I TELL YOU

THIS, WE'RE ALL GAY.

IT'S JUST TO WHAT EXTENT ARE YOU

GAY."

HE GOES, "THAT'S BULL(BLEEP).

I AIN'T GAY AT ALL."

I'M LIKE, "YEAH, YOU ARE

AND I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU."

HE GOES, "FINE, PROVE IT."

I'M LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, DO YOU

LIKE PORN?"

HE GOES, "YEAH, I LOVE PORN.

YOU KNOW THAT."

I'M LIKE, "DO YOU ONLY WATCH

SCENES WITH TWO WOMEN TOGETHER?"

HE GOES, "NO, I WATCH A MAN

AND A WOMAN MAKIN' LOVE."

I'M LIKE "DO YOU LIKE THE GUY

TO HAVE A SMALL, HALF-FLACCID

PENIS?"

HE GOES, "NO, I LIKE BIG, HARD,

THROBBIN' (BLEEP)!"

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

I DID NOT KNOW THAT ABOUT

MYSELF!

(LAUGHTER CONTINUES))

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