Come on, come ongimme a litte more
Whoo!Just another Tuesday,
training a smoking hottie.
Man, I love beinga personal trainer.
- Hey, big stud,
put your camera awayso you can focus on me.
She stares at Sammy'srippling muscles, as lust--
- What?Cut, cut, cut!
You don't readthe stage directions, you moron.
All right, we're filmingfor real this time.
No more screw ups.
You know what's crazyabout this job?
I mean, you're a smoking hot--[door opens]
Oh, oh!- Jeff, are you okay?
- Damn it, you guysget away from me!
Today has been a nightmare.
I couldn't evenget a courtesy laugh.
Every single person out there
is just a uptight asshole!
- Sounds like you're notrespecting your audience, Jeff.
- [sobbing]My dad's gonna die.
It's all becauseI'm the least funny,
stupidest, loseriest guyin the world.
[uplifting piano music] - [gagging]
- They love you, Jeff.
- They do?