Andrew Kennedy - Speaking Spanish

  • Season 11 , Ep 3
  • 01/18/2007
  • Views: 11,414

Andrew is half Colombian and half English. (1:33)

LOOK AT THIS,

THEY'VE GOT THE COLOMBIAN FLAG AND THE BRITISH FLAG

JUST IN CASE I FORGOT THAT I'MHALF COLOMBIAN AND HAVE ENGLISH,

- THEY PUT IT UP FOR ME... - [LAUGHTER]

'CAUSE I FORGET SOMETIMES.

WHEN I SPEAK IN SPANISH, PEOPLE ARE SHOCKED,

ESPECIALLY LATINOS. LATINOS WILL EITHER

- STARE AT ME...- [LAUGHTER]

OR ANSWER ME IN ENGLISH LIKE I DIDN'T JUST

- SPEAK TO THEM IN SPANISH. - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I'VE NEVER FIGURED THAT ONE OUT OR DENY THEY SPEAK SPANISH.

I HAD A DOMINICAN WOMAN DENY SHE SPOKE SPANISH,

'CAUSE I THINK SHE WAS OFFENDED THAT HAVING NEVER MET HER,

I ASSUMED SHE DID, SO SHE WANTED ME TO BE WRONG.

I SAID TO HER, [SPEAKING SPANISH]

[THICK ACCENT] "I DON'T UNDERSTAND A SPANISH, OKAY?

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS, WHISTLES AND APPLAUSE]

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT.

"THAT'S-- THAT'S PRESUMPTUOUS AND RUDE OF YOU

"TO ASSUME THAT I COULD BE LATINA.

"THAT'S-- CRAZY, FOR YOU TO ASSUME THAT

I COULD BE--THAT I COULD-- THAT I--"

- AND I'M LIKE..." - [LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

"CLEARLY YOU'RE FROM ALABAMA.I AM SO SORRY.

I DIDN'T PICK UP THAT SOUTHERN DRAWL."

"YES, I'M FROM ALAS BAMAS."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

SHE WAS-- SHE WAS UPSET.

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