Bad Wrestling Moves - Uncle Funkle's Bad Touch

  • Season 1 , Ep 01031
  • 03/03/2014
  • Views: 5,340

In 60 seconds, Kurt Braunohler, Chris Jericho and Andy Kindler must list as many terrible ideas for wrestling moves as possible. (1:44)

BAD WRESTLING MOVES!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

WHAT WAS THE WORST WRESTLING

MOVIE THAT YOU EVER REGRETTED

DOING?

>> ACTUALLY THERE IS A GUY IN

JAPAN WHO USED TO JUMP OFF THE

TOP ROPE ONTO YOUR STOMACH WITH

BOTH FEET AND IT WOULD CAUSE

YOU TO (BLEEP) YOURSELF.

THAT'S TRUE, TRUE STORY, YEAH.

>> Chris: SO BASICALLY--

>> HE WOULD JUMP OFF AND JUST

GO--.

>> Chris: OH, LIKE A TOOTHPASTE

TUBE.

(FART SOUNDS)

>> WAS THAT CALLED THE POOP

SHOOTER?

>> IT COULD HAVE BEEN.

HE WAS 300 POUNDS.

>> Chris: WOW, WHY WOULD ANYONE

ALLOW THAT TO HAPPEN?

>> BECAUSE YOU HAD TO.

BECAUSE WE'RE STUPID.

BECAUSE FIRE BAD!

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT, THERE ARE

THOUSANDS OF WRESTLING TUTORIALS

ON YOUTUBE THAT TEACH YOU HOW TO

DO REAL WRESTLING MOVES LIKE THE

CAMEL CLUTCH, THE CROSS FACE

CHICKEN WING AND OF COURSE THE

WALLS OF JERICHO.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

SO COMEDIANS, I WOULD LIKE YOU

GUYS TO NAME WRESTLING MOVES

THAT SHOULD NEVER EVER EXIST.

I'M GOING TO PUT 60 SECONDS ON

THE CLOCK, AND GO.

KURT.

>> UNCLE FUNKLE'S BAD TOUCH.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: SHOULD NOT EVER EXIST.

POINTS.

KURT.

>> THE LUMPY PUMPER.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: GOD, POINTS.

JERICHO.

>> THE TAINT BITE.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: AS A WRESTLING MOVE?

YOU'D HAVE TO PIN SOMEONE DOWN

AND JUST GINGERLY--

POINTS, POINTS.

KURT.

>> THE AIRPORT SALAD.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: WHAT IS THAT?

>> OH, IT'S JUST SAD.

>> Chris: POINTS.

IT'S ALL WILTY AND SAD.

ANDY KINDLER.

>> THE GET ALL SWEATY AND THEN

HUG YOU INAPPROPRIATELY MOVE.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: WHICH IS THE UNCLE--

>> UNCLE FUNKLE'S BAD TOUCH.

>> Chris: YES, POINTS ANDY

KINDLER.

JERICHO.

>> THE FISTING.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: OH, GOOD LORD!

POINTS!

>> THE ATOMIC FINGER BLAST.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS.

JERICHO.

>> THE TOP ROPE DROP (BLEEP).

(LAUGHTER)

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