Al Madrigal - Latin Breeze

Madrigal, Kelley, Reno, Phillips Season 6, Ep 606 12/07/2002 Views: 5,898

You can spot a half-Mexican by the over usage of the word "poquito." (1:50)

MY FULL NAME IS

ALISONDRO LABORIO MADRIGAL.

YOU KILLED MY FATHER.

PREPARE TO DIE.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

I'M HALF MEXICAN.

GET USED TO IT.

BECAUSE IN ABOUT FIVE TO TEN

YEARS, YOU'RE ALL GONNA BE

RELATED TO ONE.

I GUARANTEE YOU, WHETHER YOU

LIKE IT OR NOT, NO MATTER HOW

MUCH YOU PREPARED YOUR FAMILY,

YOU'RE GONNA SHOW UP AT

THANKSGIVING ONE OF THESE YEARS,

AND YOU'RE GONNA WALK IN AND

SAY, "HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

SINCE WHEN DO WE START SERVING

FLAN?"

WELL, WHAT'S HAPPENING IS, IS

THAT SOMEBODY'S BONIN' A LATINO.

THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING.

IT COULD BE YOUR SISTER,

IT COULD BE YOUR COUSIN,

IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.

NOW, THERE'S A LOT OF QUESTIONS.

NOBODY PANIC, BECAUSE THERE'S

A LOT OF BROWN OUT THERE AND I'M

LIKE THE MODERN DAY PAUL REVERE,

WARNING YOU PEOPLE THAT THE

MEXICANS ARE COMIN', ALL RIGHT?

AND THERE'S A LATIN BREEZE,

RIGHT?

YOU CAN FEEL IT, CAN'T YOU?

CAN'T YOU FEEL THE BREEZE?

CAN YOU?

MY POINT IS, IS THAT IT'S A

BROWNING OF AMERICA, LADIES AND

GENTLEMEN, ALL RIGHT?

SO, I'M GONNA TEACH YOU HOW

TO SPOT OUT A HALF MEXICAN,

ALL RIGHT?

IT'S VERY SIMPLE.

OVERUSE OF THE WORD POQUITO.

ALL RIGHT?

IF THOSE OF YOU WHO SPEAK LESS

THAN 20 WORDS OF SPANISH,

POQUITO MEANS A LITTLE BIT.

AND SO, WHAT HAPPENS IS, I'M

DARK-COMPLEXTED AND I LIKE

SEEKING OUT THE MEXICAN

RESTAURANTS, AND SOANY HISPANIC,

YOU KNOW, LATINO RESTAURANT,

ANYTHING LIKE THAT, I'LL GO,

AND I'LL GET IN LINE, AND I KNOW

WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

BECAUSE I'M GOOD WITH THE

SALUTATIONS, LIKE "COMO ESTAS,"

"BIEN, BIEN," "USTED," "AGUA."

RIGHT?

AND THEN, THE GUYS WANT TO TALK

TO ME.

AND I GET IN LINE, AND I'M

PRACTICING, AND THEN I GET UP TO

PLACE MY ORDER, AND THE GUY SAYS

SOMETHING TO ME COMPLICATED, AND

I GET EMBARRASSED, YOU KNOW?

AND THEN, HE SAYS,

"HABLE ESPAÑOL?"

AND I SAY, "UN POQUITO."

RIGHT?

HOT SAUCE?

UN POQUITO.

UN POQUITO.

UN POQUITO.

LIKE AN IDIOT.

SO, I WENT DOWN TO MEXICO

RECENTLY, CABO SAN