>> HEY, GRAB THE LAPTOP.

>> YEAH, YEAH.

OH, GOD.>> WHAT?

>> I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT.

>> WHY NOT?

>> THERE'S A PUBE ON IT.

A PUBIC HAIR.

>> HOW SAFE IS YOUR HOME?

DOES YOUR HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

HAVE THE PROVEN STRENGTHAND POWER OF PUBES?

>> AT PUBE-SAFE,OUR TRAINED TECHNICIANS

WILL PLACE PUBESON ALL YOUR VALUABLES.

OTHER HOME SECURITY SYSTEMSARE EFFECTIVE MOST OF THE TIME,

BUT NO ONE EVER WANTSTO TOUCH A PUBE.

THAT'S WHY THEY'VE BEENNATURE'S THEFT DETERRENT

FOR CENTURIES.

USE IT ON YOUR CAR...

YOUR WALLET.

PROTECT YOUR CHILDRENFROM KIDNAPPERS.

>> DAMN IT, I HATE PUBIC HAIRS.

>> YEAH.

YOU AND EVERYONE ELSEON THIS PLANET.

>> PUBE-SAFE.

DON'T GET ROBBED.GET PUBES.