Deleted Facebook Statuses - What's Your Favorite Woody Allen Movie?

  • Season 1 , Ep 01022
  • 02/11/2014
  • Views: 650

Nikki Glaser, Nate Bargatze and Dan Soder come up with embarrassing Facebook statuses that they would think twice about posting. (1:37)

OR STATI, STATI?

I TOOK LATIN FOR FOUR YEARS IN

HIGH SCHOOL.

GOOD-BYE, VAGINAS.

ALL RIGHT.

OR VAGINAE.

RECENTLY WE LEARNED FACEBOOK

RECORDS THE STATUSES AND

COMMENTS YOU BEGIN TO WRITE BUT

THEN DELETE BEFORE POSTING.

I WANT YOU GUYS TO WRITE DOWN AS

MANY STATUSES THAT WOULD BE

BETTER LEFT DELETED FROM THE

FACE OF THE EARTH.

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU 250 POINTS

IF THE AUDIENCE LAUGHS.

60 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, AND GO!

DAN?

>> "SHAIA LABEOUF'S MOVIE LOOKS

GREAT AND ORIGINAL."

>> Chris: POINTS.

NIKKI?

>> "WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE WOODY

ALLEN MOVIE?"

>> Chris: POINTS.

NATE?

>> "MY SOCIAL IS 408-5..."

>> Chris: POINTS.

NIKKI?

>> "I'M IN THE @MIDNIGHT

DRESSING ROOM.

I HAVEN'T BEEN SEXUALLY HARASSED

YET.

HOLD ON, CHRIS IS HERE.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

I'M EXCITED."

>> Chris: I BRING NOTHING BUT

NON-CREEPY HUGS AND MUFFINS.

POINTS.

>> YOU ARE THE NICEST.

>> Chris: POINTS.

DAN?

>> "THIS WHOLE ZIMMERMAN THING

SEEMS LIKE IT'S SELF-DEFENSE."

I SAID DELETE IT.

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT, THAT

WOULD...

YOU WOULD DELETE THAT,

YEAH, POINTS.

>> IT WAS EARLY.

>> Chris: NIKKI?

>> "KEVIN AND I JUST HAD OUR

FIRST BABY.

SHE'S EIGHT MONTHS EARLY."

>> OH, YEAH!

OH, THAT'S GOOD.

>> Chris: POINTS.

AND I'M SCARRED.

OH, MY GOD.

NATE?

>> "MY DAUGHTER'S SOCIAL IS

513-3..."

>> Chris: POINTS FOR THAT.

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