Deleted Facebook Statuses - What's Your Favorite Woody Allen Movie?

  • Season 1 , Ep 01022
  • 02/11/2014
  • Views: 617

Nikki Glaser, Nate Bargatze and Dan Soder come up with embarrassing Facebook statuses that they would think twice about posting. (1:42)

DELETED FACEBOOK STATUSES.

OR STATI? I TOOK LATIN FOR FOURYEARS IN HIGH SCHOOL

>> GOOD-BYE VAGINA.

OR VAGINAE.

WE LEARNED FACEBOOK RECORDS THESTATUSES AND COMMENTS YOU BEGIN

TO WRITE BUT DELETE BEFOREPOSTING.

I WANT YOU GUYS TO WRITE DOWN ASMANY STATUSES BETTER LEFT

DELETED FROM THE FACE OF THEEARTH.

I WILL GIVE YOU 250 POINTS IFTHE AUDIENCE LAUGHS.

DAN.

>> SHIA LEBEOUF'S MOVIE LOOKSGREAT AND ORIGINAL.

>> WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE WOODYALLEN MOVIE?

>> POINTS.

NATE.

>> MY SOCIAL IS 408-5.

>> NIKKI.

>> I'M IN THE "@MIDNIGHT"DRESSING ROOM.

I HAVEN'T BEEN SEXUALLY HARASSEDYET.

HOLD ON, CHRIS IS HERE.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

I'M EXCITED.

>> I GIVE NOTHING BUT NONCREEPYHUGS.

POINT.

DAN?

>> THIS WHOLE ZIMMERMAN THINGSEEMS LIKE IT'S SELF-DEFENSE.

>> YOU WOULD DELETE THAT.

NIKKI.

>> KEVIN AND I JUST HAD OURFIRST BABY, SHE'S EIGHT MONTHS

EARLY.

( LAUGHTER )>> OH, YEAH!

OH, THAT'S GOOD.

>> POINTS.

AND I'M SCARRED.

OH, MY GOD.

NATE.

>> MY DAUGHTER'S SOC IS 513-3.

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