The Colbert Report

Food Insurance Insurance

Season 6 • 10/26/2010

With Food Insurance, you will dine on lasagna while your neighbors struggle to find food.

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05:21

Nicholas Negroponte
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Nicholas Negroponte wants to give laptop computers to children in third-world countries so they can communicate with the rest of the world.
10/25/2010
03:21

The Word - Midterm Erection
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A large number of lady politicians say it's time that America ditches the ballot box in favor of the measuring stick.
10/25/2010
06:31

Who's Honoring Me Now? - Colbert Nation Five Years of Excellence Award
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Stephen receives the Colbert Nation Five Years of Excellence Award and assembles a montage of his most world-changing moments.
10/25/2010
03:07

Indecision 2010 - Revenge of the Fallen - Sean Bielat & Ken Buck
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Sean Bielat and Ken Buck can't help being politically opportunistic election year gay-baiters -- they were born that way.
10/25/2010
01:13

Sign Off - Fifth Anniversary Portrait
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Stephen's new portrait commemorates his speedskating team victory and Grammy Award.
10/25/2010
00:40

Intro - 10/26/10
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Stephen looks at how corporate spending affects elections from the Domino's Pizza Pipin' Hot Extra Cheesy Update Corner, and Garry Wills writes a book about himself.
10/26/2010
03:29

Stephen Appears in the New York Times Crossword Puzzle
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Stephen fills in the New York Times crossword puzzle with stuff about himself every day, and this time it actually works.
10/26/2010
05:02

The Word - Invisible Inc.
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Americans should buy nameless products from anonymous corporations who then give untraceable money to faceless congressmen to pass unknowable laws.
10/26/2010
00:28

Sign Off - Stream Elvis Costello's National Ransom
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After you're done listening to Elvis Costello's "National Ransom," go buy something for 10 bucks.
10/26/2010
05:32

Garry Wills
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Garry Wills calls himself a disciple of Doris Kearns Goodwin and says the Tea Party movement is a racist endeavor.
10/26/2010
04:09

Food Insurance Insurance
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With Glenn Beck's Food Insurance and Stephen's Food Insurance Insurance, America as we know it may end, but at least Americans as we know them will still be fat.
10/26/2010
04:47

Apolo Ohno
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Apolo Ohno trains like a boxer with a warrior's mentality, but he's still wearing tights skating in circles.
10/27/2010
04:48

Snooki Halloween Costume & Spooky Rally Song
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The Wall Street Journal features a drawing of Snooki, and Stephen sings a spooky song that will make Jon Stewart drop a load of reason in his pants.
10/27/2010
00:23

Intro - 10/27/10
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Stephen looks at the Democrats' chances in the midterms under an electron microscope and gives Apolo Ohno a regret.
10/27/2010
00:07

Sign Off - 2010 Election Map From Denny's
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Stephen colors in his 2010 election map from Denny's.
10/27/2010
07:07

Indecision 2010 - Revenge of the Fallen - Tom Perriello
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Tom Perriello is campaigning on the Democrats' record because he thinks Americans are smart enough to understand that results take time.
10/27/2010
02:38

Rand Paul Supporter Stomps on Liberal Activist's Head
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Two Rand Paul supporters have the courage to throw a liberal activist to the ground and hold her down, while a third hero stomps on her head.
10/27/2010
06:40

Fear for All Pt. 1
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A gay editor, a Mexican guy, an imam, a grizzly coddler and a possible robot scare the crap out of Stephen.
10/28/2010
03:59

Fear for All Pt. 2
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Stephen knows that Muslims feel anger and gay people are often very sad, but he isn't sure if bears have feelings.
10/28/2010
00:06

Sign Off - See You at the Rally
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Get the app for the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear.
10/28/2010
05:25

Maira Kalman
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Maira Kalman thinks Abraham Lincoln would have been the most incredible boyfriend.
10/28/2010
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