Uncensored - Paul Mooney - The N-Word & Jeffrey Dahmer

Season 1 , Ep 0156 02/24/92 Views: 16,632

Paul Mooney explains why he likes using the N-word and imagines Jeffrey Dahmer eating black people. (1:47)

IT DOESN'T UPSET ME,I SAY IT ALL THE TIME.

BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLEMADE UP "NIGGER"

SO YOU SHOULDN'THAVE MADE IT UP.

I SAY IT EVERY MORNING.

I SAY IT A HUNDRED TIMES.

MAKES MY TEETH WHITE.

"NIGGER, NIGGER, NIGGER,NIGGER, NIGGER."

NOBODY DON'T HAVE ANY TROUBLE

WITH SAYING"ARNOLD SCHWARZE-NIGGER."

OH, THEY LOVE IT, DON'T THEY?

"OH, SCHWARZE-NIGGER,MR. NIGGER, SCHWARZE..."

ONLY A WHITE MAN CAN COME TOAMERICA AND BE CALLED "NIGGER"

AND BE FAMOUS.

I COULDN'T SEE A BLACK ACTORCOMING HERE

AND CALLING HIM"JOHNNY HONKY RED-NECK."

"OH, I LOVEMR. JOHNNY HONKY RED-NECK!"

SO WHO'S THIS CRAZY WHITE MANTHAT BEEN EATING BLACK FOLKS?

WHAT'S HIS NAME?

JEFFREY DAHMER.

I LOVE THAT IMAGE,JUST EATING BLACK FOLKS.

( smacking his lips )

JUST HAVING A GOOD OLD TIME.

OOH, IT TASTESJUST LIKE CHICKEN.

( laughter )

JUST EATING AND JUST...

ALL THEY FOUNDIN THE MAN'S ICEBOX

WAS, UH, KETCHUP ANDLOUISIANA HOT SAUCE.

HE WAS HAVING A GOOD OLD TIME.

HE WORKED INA CHOCOLATE FACTORY.

THAT SHOULD HAVE TOLDSOMEBODY SOMETHING.

AND THEN THEY GAVE HIMTRIPLE LIFE.

I SAID, "WHAT DOESTRIPLE LIFE MEAN?

THEY KEEP THE BODYAFTER HE DIES?"

THAT DIDN'T MAKE MESLEEP ANY EASIER.

I SAID, "NO, GIVE HIM LIFEAND PULL HIS TEETH."

LET HIM GETWITH JACK LaLANNE.

LET HIM BE A JUICER.

I KNOW YOU GUYSDON'T LIKE THAT IMAGE--

WHITE PEOPLEEATING BLACK PEOPLE.

"STOP HIM!"

YOU WANT BLACK PEOPLEWITH BIG BONES IN THEIR NOSE

BIG POTS COOKING.

"OH, I CAN SEE THAT VERY CLEAR."

SEE, BEFORE DAHMER, WHEN WHITEPEOPLE STARED AT BLACK PEOPLE

I THOUGHT YOU WERE CURIOUS.

NOW I KNOW THAT YOU'RE CANNIBALSAND YOU'RE HUNGRY.

( laughter )

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