The Coffee Is the Signal

  • Season 6 , Ep 15
  • 07/08/2009
  • Views: 37,328

Every day for nine years, Dangle has been getting his coffee the same way -- but today, something is different. (1:43)

COFFEE, PLEASE.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

HERE YOU GO.

EVERY DAY FOR 9 YEARS,I'VE BEEN COMING

INTO BURGER COUSIN,AND EVERY DAY FOR 9 YEARS,SUSAN HAS BEEN GIVING ME

MY COFFEE JUST EXACTLYTHE WAY I LIKE IT,

WITH 8 HAZELNUTSAND 6 SPLENDAS.

BUT TODAY...SHE GIVESME BLACK COFFEE.

WHY?

BECAUSE SHE'SSENDING ME A SIGNAL.THEY'RE BEING ROBBED.

THEY'RE BEING ROBBED.GOD DAMN IT!

FREEZE, [BLEEP]!

WHOA!

HIT THE [BLEEP]GROUND, [BLEEP].

FREEZE, [BLEEP]!

DON'T YOU [BLEEP] MOVE!

ASSUME THE POSITION,[BLEEP].

I GOT YOUR SIGNAL.

WHOA.OH, MY GOD.

I GOT THE SIGNAL!

MY SIGNAL?

I--I DIDN'T GIVE YOUA SIGNAL.

YOU JUST GAVE MEA BLACK COFFEE.

YEAH.

YOU ASKED FOR A COFFEE.

I'VE BEEN COMING INEVERY DAY FOR 9 YEARS,AND YOU GIVE ME

A COFFEE WITH8 HAZELNUTSAND 6 SPLENDAS.

NO, I DIDN'T GIVEYOU A SIGNAL.NOBODY'S ROBBING--

OH. OK.

IS YOUR HANDNECESSARY ON MY--

OK.

OUT OF EVERYBODYIN HERE...YEAH.

WHY DID YOU POINTTHE GUN AT ME?

I DON'T FEEL LIKE I DID.

YOU VERY SPECIFICALLYTARGETED HIM.

I DON'T THINK THAT'SACCURATE. AHEM.

AND YOU PUSHED HIM UPAGAINST OUR CASH MACHINE.

DID I?DID I BUMP YOU?

YES.DID I BUMP YOU?

YOUR HAND WASON MY ASS.

COME ON, BRO.

I DON'T--I DON'T--BRO?

THIS ONE WILL BEMY MULLIGAN, OK?

THIS IS SO MY BAD.

AND ALL YOU[BLEEP], DON'T EVERROB ANYTHING, AND--

ESPECIALLYTHE BLACK [BLEEP].

[LAUGHING]HEY!

COME ON, MAN.

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