Jim Gaffigan - Most Beautiful Thing on Earth

Jim Gaffigan: King Baby Season 1, Ep 0101 03/29/2009 Views: 138,788

Jim Gaffigan reveals what makes breakfast in bed so wonderful and lists the many ways to enjoy bacon. (2:14)

OF COURSE, WHAT MAKESBREAKFAST IN BED SO SPECIAL

IS YOU'RE LYING DOWNAND EATING BACON--

THE MOST BEAUTIFULTHING ON EARTH.

- ( cheering )- BACON.

BACON'S THE BEST.

EVEN THE FRYING OF BACONSOUNDS LIKE APPLAUSE.

IT'S LIKE...( imitates applause )

YAY, BACON!

YOU WANT TO KNOWHOW GOOD BACON IS?

TO IMPROVE OTHER FOOD THEY WRAP IT IN BACON.

IF IT WEREN'T FOR BACON,

WE WOULDN'T EVEN KNOWWHAT A WATER CHESTNUT IS.

"THANK YOU, BACON.SINCERELY, WATER CHESTNUT III."

AND THOSE BITS OF BACON?

BITS OF BACON ARELIKE THE FAIRY DUSTOF THE FOOD COMMUNITY.

YOU DON'T WANTTHIS BAKED POTATO?

BRRRING!

NOW IT'S YOUR FAVORITEPART OF THE MEAL.

NOT INTERESTED IN A SALAD?

BIPPITY-BOPPITY BACON!

I JUST TURNED ITINTO AN ENTREE.

BUT ONCE YOU PUT BACONIN A SALAD

IT'S NO LONGER A SALAD.

IT JUST BECOMES A GAME OFFIND THE BACON IN THE LETTUCE.

IT'S LIKE YOU'REPANNING FOR GOLD.

"EUREKA!

BACON!"

NOT TOO MANY WAYSTO PREPARE BACON.

YOU CAN EITHER FRY ITOR GET BOTULISM.

IT'S AMAZING THE SHRINKAGETHAT OCCURS.

YOU START WITH A POUND,YOU END UP WITH A BOOKMARK.

REALLY THE ONLY BAD PARTABOUT BACON

IS IT MAKES YOU THIRSTYFOR MORE BACON.

I NEVER FEEL LIKEI GET ENOUGH BACON.

AT BREAKFAST IT'S LIKETHEY'RE RATIONING IT.

"HERE'S YOURTWO STRIPS OF BACON."

"I WANT MORE!

MORE BACON!"

WHENEVER YOU'REAT A BRUNCH BUFFET

AND YOU SEE THATBIG METAL TRAY FILLEDWITH THE 4,000 PIECES OF BACON,

DON'T YOU ALMOST EXPECTA RAINBOW TO BE COMINGOUT OF IT?

"I FOUND IT!I FOUND THE SOURCEOF ALL BACON!"

THAT BACON TRAY IS ALWAYSAT THE END OF THE BUFFET.

YOU REGRET ALL THE STUFFON YOUR PLATE.

"WHAT AM I DOINGWITH ALL THIS WORTHLESS FRUIT?

I SHOULD HAVE WAITED.

IF I HAD KNOWN YOU WERE HERE,I WOULD HAVE WAITED.

I WOULD EATONLY YOU, BACON."