Ian Bagg - Siegfried and Roy

CC Presents: Ian Bagg Season 11, Ep 17 03/30/2007 Views: 4,585

Ian can't believe it took the tiger so long to attack. (1:06)

COUPLE OF WEEKS AGOI SEEN SIEGFRIED & ROY.

- IT'S MUCH CHEAPER NOW. - [LAUGHTER]

I'M SERIOUS. NO, NO, NO, DON'T CLAP NOW.

HOW WAS THAT NOT FUNNY TO YA? HOW MANY GERMAN LION TAMER FANS

COULD BE IN THIS ROOM AT ONE TIME TONIGHT?

OH, NO, AUCHT DU GLEVEN, AUCHT DU GLEVEN.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

[GERMAN ACCENT] "DOES HE EVEN KNOW ABOUT THE GERMAN PEOPLE?

DOES HE KNOW ABOUT OUR CHOCOLATE?"

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT TOOK THE TIGERS THAT LONG

TO FIGURE OUT THEY COULD TAKE 'EM.

WHAT, THEY JUST HAD A BIG TIGER MEETING ONE AFTERNOON.

"I'M PRETTY SURE WE CAN TAKE THESE PANSIES BOYS. WHO'S WITH ME?"

YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN THERE, MEDACORE.

WHATEVER THE HELL THEY CALL YA.

THAT'S PROBABLY WHY THEY ATTACKED 'EM RIGHT THERE,

'CAUSE OF THOSE STUPID, BLOODY NAMES.

[GERMAN ACCENT] "MEDACORE, JUMP THROUGH THE HOOP NOW."

DON'T CALL ME THAT, GERMAN. MEDACORE, THAT HOOP IS FOR YOU.

YOU'RE DEAD. MY NAME'S LARRY. SEE YA AT THE BIG SHOW TONIGHT.

OH, MY GOD. I LOVE SOCCER. ANYBODY WATCH THE WORLD CUP?