Bling Benzy & Da Struggle - Uncensored

I'm Retired Season 2, Ep 4 10/17/2012 Views: 601,716

Two very different rappers team up for one very awkward music video. (1:04)

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- DA STRUGGLE IN THE HOUSE.

USING WORDS AND RHYMESTO GET THROUGH HARD TIMES.

YEAH. COME ON.

[hip hop music]

♪ I CAME FROM THE STREETSWITH NOTHING IN MY POCKETS ♪

♪ NO FOOD, NO BOOKS,NO POWER IN THE SOCKETS ♪

♪ EACH BATTLE I FIGHT,A ROLE MODEL AND A TEACHER ♪

♪ HIP HOP, MY CHURCH,EVERY RAPPER A PREACHER ♪

- ♪ PREACH FROM THE ASS,MY FARTS IS MY SERMONS ♪

♪ THE CHURCH IS YOUR MOUTHWHERE I SHOOT MY HOLY SPERM IN ♪

♪ YOU CAN TAKE YOUR ROLE MODELS,ROLL 'EM ON MY MEAT ♪

♪ BITCHES ALWAYS ON THE MENUWHEN I GO OUT TO EAT ♪

- ♪ BUT EVERYWHERE WE GO

♪ WE DON'T FORGETTHE STRUGGLES, SON ♪

♪ BLACK WOMAN,TWO JOBS, TWO KIDS ♪

♪ TOO TIRED TO JUGGLE THEM

- ♪ JUGGLE 'EM, JUGGLE 'EM,JIGGITY, JIGGITY JUGGLE 'EM ♪

♪ YUM, YUM, YUMMY

♪ TITTY TITTIESIN MY TUMMY, YUM ♪

♪ TITTIES IN MY MOUTH,I GOT TITTIES IN MY MOUTH ♪

♪ I GOT TIG OL' BITTIES FROMA BUNCH OF DIFFERENT CITIES ♪

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