John Heffron - Second Business

  • Season 11 , Ep 2
  • 01/11/2007
  • Views: 8,642

John's wife has him on call 24/7. (1:24)

AND THE RUG WE GOTI HAVE TO CARRY IN FROM THE CAR.

AND THEN SHE GAVE ME SOME PLATE

THAT I HAD TO RUN NEXT DOOR TO OUR NEIGHBOR'S.

BECAUSE THAT'S WHATHAPPENS TO YOU, FELLAS.

ONCE YOU GET MARRIED, WHATEVER YOUR PROFESSION IS,

YOU OPEN UP A SECOND BUSINESS,

WHICH IS A SMALL SHIPPING SERVICE.

AND YOUR TERRITORY IS YOUR HOUSE

AND YOU'RE ON CALL 24/7.YOU JUST PRETTY MUCH

SIT AROUND ON THE COUCH WAITING FOR DISPATCH TO LET YOU KNOW

- IT'S TIME TO ROLL. - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"THERE'S SOMETHING UPSTAIRS I NEED BROUGHT DOWNSTAIRS."

"OKAY. ALL RIGHT. I'M ON IT."

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

YOU'LL BE IN THE EMPLOYEE CAFETERIA EATING.

"CAN YOU PUT THIS UP IN THE CLOSET FOR ME?" "YES, I'M ON IT."

"I JUST SET THAT STUFF ON THE STEPS.

"HOW MANY TIMES YOU GONNA STEP OVER THAT BEFORE YOU TAKE THAT UPSTAIRS?"

"HEY, A LITTLE BACKED UP RIGHT NOW, LADY!

"ANYTHING ON THE STEPS IS 5 TO 7 BUSINESS DAYS, GOT IT?!

I'M A ONE-MAN OPERATION!"

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"I'VE GOTTA CALL MY UNION REP.NOBODY WORKS THIS HARD."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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