Greg Hahn - Job Interview

Hahn, Gulman, Kahaney, Regular Joe's Season 3, Ep 0304 02/01/2000 Views: 8,051

If you don't want the job you're interviewing for, you can always shake around. (1:53)

IMAGINE SEEING MEWHERE YOU WORK EVERY MORNING.

I'D GET THERE EARLY,HAVE A FEW POTS OF COFFEE.

I'D BE READY FOR YOU.

AS SOON AS YOU CAME IN,I'D BE RIGHT THERE.

WHOO-HOO! WHOO!

COME ON, YOU'RE WORKINGWITH ME TODAY!

COME HERE!

I'LL GIVE YOU A PIGGYBACK RIDE!

HOW ABOUT A CUP OF JAVA JOE?

I'VE ALREADY HAD 37.

LET ME ASK YOU

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU WALKEDINTO A JOB INTERVIEW

TAKEN A LOOK AT EVERYBODYTHAT WORKS THERE

AND DECIDEDTHAT YOU DON'T WANT THAT JOB?

RIGHT?

( applause )

SO THEN, YOU MIGHT AS WELLJUST GOOF OFF

THROUGH THE WHOLE THING,YOU KNOW.

SO, WHAT CAN YOU DOFOR THIS COMPANY?

WELL, I CAN DO THIS--WHAA!

( laughter )

( popping )

WHOO-HOO-HOO!

WHOO! YEAH!

( applause )

MY HEAD ALMOST CAME OFF.

DID YOU NOTICE THAT AT ALL?

THE INTERVIEWER'S LIKE, REALLY?

CAN YOU TELL ME A LITTLESOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF?

WELL, I'VE GOT PINKEYE,AND MY FOOT'S ASLEEP.

I LOVE TO PULL MY GROIN.

WHA-WHA!

I'VE GOT MATCHING SILVERWAREFOR THE PLATE IN MY HEAD.

( laughter )

I THINK I CAN FLY.

WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELFIN FIVE YEARS.

NEXT TO YOU IN THE DUMPSTERBEHIND THE AIRPORT.

PERFECT. WE'LL SEE YOU MONDAY.

OKAY.