Jim Breuer - Heavy Metal Shows

Hollingshead, Papa, Bush,Sklar Brothers Season 2, Ep 0201 06/27/1998 Views: 9,745

Heavy metal shows can get crazy. (1:04)

REMEMBER LIKE,THE OLD BANDS ?

80s HEAVY-METAL BANDS,

THEY ALL SOUND THE SAME,LIKE MOTLEY CREW.

YOU KNOW WHATWAS THE BEST ?

GOING TO THOSE CONCERTS'CAUSE IT WAS ALWAYS

RIGHT BEFORE THE CONCERTWOULD EVEN START,

YOU HEAR THE CROWDGOING CRAZY,

YOU LOOK AROUND,YOU THINK THEY'RE COMING OUT

BUT IT'S REALLY JUST A FIGHTIN THE UPPER DECK.

IT WOULD ALWAYSCRACK ME UP

'CAUSE THERE WASALWAYS ONE GUY

THAT GETSHIS ASS KICKED.

WHICH IS BAD ENOUGH

BUT NOW YOU GOT EVERYONESCREAMING AND CHANTING.

"KICK HIS ASS !

KICK HISS ASS !"

THE GUYS LIKE...

( applause )

"KICK HIS ASS !"

"SHUT UP !"

"KICK HIS...

SHUT UP !"

THEN THIS POOR GUYGETS THROWN OUT

AND EVERYBODY'S LIKE...

"SHUT UP,ALL OF YOU, MAN !"