The Deputy's Address

  • Season 4 , Ep 12
  • 04/09/2014
  • Views: 9,637

Blake realizes that a TelAmeriCorp customer's voice belongs to a gamer who's been verbally abusing him online. (1:39)

I'M JUST TRYINGTO DO MY JOB HERE.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL MEA FA...

OH, HOLD, PLEASE.

GUYS.- WHAT'S UP, BLAKE?

- IT'S DEPUTYDONG.

IT'S HIM, IT'S DEPUTYDONG.- THAT'S DEPUTYDONG?

- ON THE PHONE?- YEAH, MAN, I WAS LIKE--

- NO, SIR, I'M NOTCALLING YOU DEPUTYDONG.

- YEAH, I WAS, LIKE,I THOUGHT IT SOUNDED FAMILIAR,

BUT THEN, ONCE HE DROPPEDTHE [bleep] BOMB,

I'M LIKE, "IT'S HIM."- [laughs]

OKAY, UH, YOU GOTTA, LIKE,KEEP HIM ON THE LINE, RIGHT?

AND THEN, WE GOT TO,LIKE, TRACE THE CALL.

- YEAH.- FIGURE OUT HIS ADDRESS, RIGHT?

- CAN WE DO THAT?

- UH, HEY.THANKS FOR HOLDING.

- HEY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.DISGUISE YOUR VOICE.

- UH--UH, HELLO.THIS IS THE--THE SUPERVISOR.

- YOU SOUND LIKE BLACK GROVER.

- YOU'RE GONNA WANT THE--THE BLENDER THAT HAS 15--

DO YOU KNOWHOW MANY SPEEDS 15--

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

NO, PLEASE DON'T HANG--DON'T HANG UP.

I LOST HIM.DAMN IT, MAN, I LOST HIM.

YOU GUYSWERE DISTRACTING ME, MAN--

- NO, I WAS DOING THIS,I DON'T KNOW

WHY YOU DIDN'T CONTINUE--- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

- STRETCHING--STRETCHING IT ALL OUT,

STRETCHING THE TIME,TIME STRETCHER.

- I THOUGHT FOR SUREYOU WERE SAYING,

YOU KNOW, "LET'S GETPHILLY CHEESESTEAKS FOR LUNCH."

- A PHILLY CHEESESTEAK,LIKE, IDEA FOR LUNCH

WOULD BE LIKE--

[mimics squirting]- SURE.

- OOH, GOT A LITTLE SOMETHIN'.GOT A LITTLE SOMETHIN'.

- SO YOU AREN'T HUNGRYFOR PHILLY CHEESESTEAKS.

WELL, GOD--NOW MY DAYREALLY SUCKS.

- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.LOOK, CLIENT INFO.

LOOK, HIS ADDRESSIS RIGHT THERE.

- OH, YEAH.- WE HAD IT THE WHOLE TIME.

- OH, MY GOSH,WE KNOW WHERE HE LIVES.

- I SAY WE GOTO THIS DUDE'S HOUSE

AND BRING THE GAME TO HIM

USING VIOLENCE, DUDE.

JUST--[mimics automatic gunfire]

[mimics guns firing]

[mimics shotgun blast]AAH!

- OH, REAL GUNS?- WE WON'T USE GUNS,

BUT A LOT OF WORD BULLETS.

- LET'S GO THERE,KICK DOWN HIS DOOR,

DELETE HIS ACCOUNT,YOU KNOW?

THAT WAY,HE CAN'T PLAY ANYMORE.

WE'LL HAVE SNIPER SHOT: MUNICHALL TO OURSELVES,

ALONG WITH EVERYBODY ELSEWHO PLAYS.

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