Tez's Summer Blowout Special

  • Season 3 , Ep 4
  • 06/19/2012
  • Views: 62,476

While the guys are at Montez's yard sale, they spot the greatest pool toy of all time. (2:30)

TO TEZ'S SUMMERBLOWOUT SPECIAL.

I GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED.GAMES FOR THE DREAMCAST,

PLAYSTATION ONE,AND FREE SMOOVIES.

'CAUSE WHITE FOLKSLOVE SMOOVIES.

- SMOOVIES?- THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

- SMOOVIES.- WITH A "V"?

- SMOOTHIES!WAIT, WHAT DO Y'ALL WANT?

- WE'RE ACTUALLY LOOKINGFOR POOL TOYS AND WHATNOT

AND WHAT HAVE YOU.- POOL TOYS.

LET ME CHECK MY INVEN--YOU KNOW WHAT?

CAN I INTEREST YOU BOYSIN SOME STRAW COWBOY HATS?

- OH, THAT'SA GREAT IDEA.

WHENEVER CHICKSWEAR STRAW COWBOY HATS,

THEY TURN INTO SEX CATTLE, MAN.AND COWGIRL BUTTS...

JUST GET MY THING HARD.- MM-HMM.

- COULD YOU JUST SHOW USTO THE POOL SUPPLIES?

- ALL RIGHT,IT'S OVER THIS WAY, AND--

WAYMOND, YOU TOUCH IT,YOU BOUGHT IT.

COME ON.

- HE HAS THE SPACE JAMSOUNDTRACK.

- WHOA, DUDES,CHECK THIS OUT.

all: DAMN!

- AW, YEAH.- WHAT?

- THAT'S THE HOVER BEASTHOVERCRAFT.

COLLEEN WON THATIN A TROPICANA BIKINI CONTEST.

150 HORSEPOWER ENGINE.FOUR-BLADE WARP DRIVE PROP.

AND IT'S ALL YOURS FOR $500.- DUDE.

IF WE GET THIS THING, MAN,IT'LL VAULT OUR PARTY

INTO THE MOST AWESOMEST MAXIMUSEVENT OF THE SUMMER.

- AH, BRAIN FREEZE.- MONTEZ WALKER

ON THE INVITE LIST?- NEVER.

HOW ABOUTI GIVE YOU $200?

- [laughing]Y'ALL TALK ABOUT THAT.

- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.WE CAN'T SPEND THAT MUCH MONEY,

BECAUSE THEN WE WON'THAVE ENOUGH MONEY

FOR THE COWBOY HATS, AND IFWE DON'T HAVE COWBOY HATS,

HOW AM I GONNASAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWGIRL?

- IF WE HAVE A HOVERCRAFT,WE DON'T NEED COWBOY HATS.

- YEAH.- HOVERCRAFTS ARE APHRODISIACS.

THEY'RE BASICALLY...OYSTERS OF THE OCEAN.

- YUMMY.

- YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.PLUS, YOU KNOW WHAT?

WE COULD CHARGE PEOPLE MONEYTO RIDE ON THE HOVERCRAFT

AND ALSO MONEY TO TAKE PICTURESWITH THE CHUPACABRAJ.

AT THIS POINT NOW,WE'RE MAKING MONEY.

WE'RE MAKING MONEYOFF OUR PARTY.

- GUYS, WE COULD JUST BUY ITAND RETURN IT NEXT WEEK.

- AH, AH, AH, AH, AH.I HEARD THAT.

NO REFUNDS AROUND HERE.

ALL SALES FINAL.- HOW DID HE HEAR THAT?

- $450, PLUS YOU THROW IN

ALL THE STRAW COWBOY HATSWE CAN EAT, AND THAT'S A DEAL.

- AND WHATEVER'SIN ARM'S REACH.

- AND THIS--THIS SUIT.- WHOA, COOL!

- SOLD!- OKAY!

- YES!- BUT YOU BE CAREFUL

IN THAT SUIT.IT'S POWERFUL.

IT MAKES WOMENJUST [swooning].

THEY JUST [swooning].

- WAYMOND! GET OVER HEREAND GET A SENDOFF PICTURE

LIKE WE AT THE SATURN DEALER.- THERE WE GO.

- ALL RIGHT.- CHARGE THAT TO THE GAME.

[chirp]COOL.

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