Chris Hardwick - Almost Losing Virginity

Chris Hardwick: Mandroid Season 1, Ep 101 11/10/2012 Views: 17,987

When he was 15, Chris Hardwick tried to figure out how to have sex for the first time. (1:20)

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Almost...

lost my virginity at 15.

Didn't quite happen though.

I'm aboutto lose my virginity,

clothes come off, this girlgets into position,

and I'm gonnamake sex with her.

Uh...

And so I don't--The problem is no one,

when you're a guy,explains to you the mechanics

of how to have sexfor the first time.

You don't know,really, what you're doing.

So it is a lot,from a guy's point of view,

like tryingto find Platform 9 3/4.

Everyone tells youthere's an opening there.

You can't find it.

So you just shut your eyesand make a run at it

and hope you get through.

I missed becauseI didn't believe.

And accidentallycast my Patronus on her

before the traincould make it to Hogwarts.

To whichI instantly exclaimed,

"I learned from a hamster!"

Which would have made no senseto her at the time.