lost my virginity at 15.
Didn't quite happen though.
I'm aboutto lose my virginity,
clothes come off, this girlgets into position,
and I'm gonnamake sex with her.
And so I don't--The problem is no one,
when you're a guy,explains to you the mechanics
of how to have sexfor the first time.
You don't know,really, what you're doing.
So it is a lot,from a guy's point of view,
like tryingto find Platform 9 3/4.
Everyone tells youthere's an opening there.
You can't find it.
So you just shut your eyesand make a run at it
and hope you get through.
I missed becauseI didn't believe.
And accidentallycast my Patronus on her
before the traincould make it to Hogwarts.
To whichI instantly exclaimed,
"I learned from a hamster!"
Which would have made no senseto her at the time.