Juston McKinney - The Difference

  • Season 12 , Ep 16
  • 01/11/2008
  • Views: 3,397

Juston tries to get out of having pepper spray tested on him. (1:42)

THEY GOT PEPPER SPRAY.AS PART OF THE TRAINING,

THEY WANTED METO BE SPRAYED WITH IT.

I'M LIKE,"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG."

THEY'RE LIKE, "WELL,IF YOU'RE GONNA CARRY IT,

YOU HAVE TO KNOWWHAT IT FEELS LIKE."

I'M LIKE "I CARRY A GUN.I DON'T KNOW WHATTHE HELL THAT FEELS LIKE.

"WHAT'S THE LOGIC BEHIND THAT?YOU TRUST ME WITH BULLETS.

- BUT NOT A SPICE?"- [LAUGHTER]

DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE?

JUST TELL ME WHENI'M JUSTIFIED AND WHEN I'M NOT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?I'M GONNA PULL PEOPLE OVER.

"YEAH, YOU KNOW WHY I STOPPEDYOU THIS EVENING? [SHHH-SHHHH]

"SO, THIS [BLEEP] WORKS.HAVE A GOOD NIGHT NOW.

- "BUCKLE UP.- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

DO YOU KNOW HOWTO GET BACK ONTO ROUTE 111?"

[LAUGHTER]

WE NEED GOOD COPSOUT THERE, MAN.

WE DO, 'CAUSE THERE'SA LOT OF EVIL PEOPLE OUT THERE.

I'LL TELL YOURIGHT NOW, MAN. YOU--

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT GETS MEARE THESE SERIAL KILLERS

OR THESE PEOPLE THATBREAK IN HOMES AND THEY KILL

INNOCENT PEOPLE AND THEYTRY TO GET OFF ALTOGETHER

BY PLEADING INSANITY.DOESN'T THAT DRIVE YOU NUTS?

THE DEFENSE ATTORNEYGETS UP THERE. HE'S LIKE,

"YOUR HONOR, MY CLIENTDOESN'T BELONG IN JAIL.

"HE DIDN'T KNOW WHATHE WAS DOING. HE'S INSANE.

HE DOESN'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.""HE DOESN'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE?

THEN PUT HIM IN JAILAND TELL HIM IT'S THE SHERATON."

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS,WHISTLES AND APPLAUSE]

YOU HAVE A SEATIN OUR NEW WOODEN LAZY BOY.

YEAH, STRAP YOURSELF IN.WATCH A LITTLE FOOTBALL.

NOW, PUT THAT HELMET ON.YOU MIGHT JUMP IN LATER.

WE MIGHT NEED YOU, BIG GUY.

MAKE SURE IT'SGOOD AND TIGHT ON THERE.

WE HAVE TO PROTECTOURSELVES NOW. WE DO, MAN.

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