Jeff Ross - Embarrassing Videos

Season 1 , Ep 101 08/15/10 Views: 123,792

Jeff Ross explains how much David Hasselhoff and Pamela Anderson have in common. (1:15)

OF COURSE HERE'S MY FRIENDJERRY SPRINGER

A MAN WHO BATHESIN THE TEARS OF POOR PEOPLE.

[laughter]

WHAT A LIFE.WHAT A LIFE THIS GUY HAD!

HE WAS MAYOR OF, UH, WHAT?CINCINNATI WAS IT, JERRY?

- YEAH.

- THEN HE GOT BUSTEDWITH A PROSTITUTE.

I MEAN, REALLY,

WHO THE HELL PAYS A HOOKERWITH A PERSONAL CHECK?

[laughter]

THAT'S LIKE--THAT'S LIKE--

THAT'S LIKE PAYING A HOOKERWITH A PERSONAL CHECK.

[laughter and applause]

OF COURSE PAM'S HERE,

BECAUSE PAM AND THE HOFFHAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON--

THEY BOTH MADEEMBARRASSING VIDEOS

WITH MEATSTUFFED IN THEIR MOUTHS.

[laughter and groans]

[cheers and applause]

WHA! WHA! WHA!

[laughter]

HOFF, I KNOW YOU THINKYOU'RE SO CLEVER,

HOW YOU MANAGE TO INSERT THEWORD "HOFF" INTO EVERYTHING--

EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE SENTENCE,

"HEY, I'VE BEEN 'HOFFERED'A JOB."

[laughter and applause]

OH!

WHOO! WHOO!

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