Oh, Hello - Rifkin's Dilemma

  • Season 2 , Ep 6
  • 02/18/2014
  • Views: 5,766

After learning that one of George's former students left him out of her book, George and Gil decide to ruin her appearance at their local Y. (1:55)

- THE Y.

- MANHATTAN'SOWN EXCLUSIVE CLUB

THAT ANYONECAN BELONG TO.

- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,NO, NO, NO.

- GET OUTTA HERE!GET OUTTA HERE!

GET OUTTA HERE!- GET OUTTA HERE.

THEY GONE?

YOU HAVE EVERYTHING?

WELL, I HAD NO WALLETTO BEGIN WITH.

SO THAT'S OKAY.

- YOU KNOW, I LOVE COMINGTO THE "Y" WITH YOU, GEORGE,

'CAUSE YOU'RE A GREAT GUY.

- YEAH, THANKS.

- AND THERE'S A FEW LADIESTO OGLE.

- ROLL OUR EYES AT.- YEAH, YEAH.

BUT MORE THAN ANYTHING,WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THE Y

IS THE CULTURAL ELEMENT.

- OH, THERE'S ALWAYSGREAT GUEST SPEAKERS.

- YEAH, THE SPEAKER TONIGHTIS NONE OTHER

THAN MIRIAM MOYNIHAN,WHO IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY

WAS A STUDENT OF YOURS.

- MIRIAM MOYNIHAN.SHE WAS A STUDENT OF MINE

WHEN I WAS A SHORT STORYPROFESSOR AT SUNY-YONKERS.

AH, MIRIAM.WONDERFUL.

I EVEN GAVE HER COUGH SYRUPONE NIGHT

SO SHE WOULD GO TO SLEEPAND I COULD FONDLE HER.

I MEAN, I DIDN'T DO THAT.

I DID NOT DO THAT.- YOU DID NOT DO THAT.

- YEAH, MY LAWYER SAIDYOU GOTTA SAY "DID NOT."

- OH, ONEOF THESE SLICK LAWYERS?

I DON'T WANNA PUT YOUON THE SPOT

BUT LET'S SEE WHAT SHE WROTEABOUT YOU.

- LET'S CHECKTHE ACKNOWLEDGEMENT.

ALL RIGHT HERE.DEDICATION PAGE.

NOW, IT'S JUST A MATTEROF READING IT.

"FOR WOMEN EVERYWHERE..."

THERE'S NOGEORGE ST. GEEGLAND HERE.

- WHAT?- WHAT?

- HUH?

- SHE LEFT ME OUTOF A WHOLE BOOK.

- THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.- I'M NOT MENTIONED ANYWHERE.

AND I WAS THE REASONSHE BECAME A WRITER.

- REALLY?- OF COURSE, LOOK.

"MOTHER, DAUGHTER,SISTER, WIFE."

THIS IS TOLDFROM THE PERSPECTIVE

OF FOUR DIFFERENT WOMEN,JUST LIKE MY NOVEL

RIFKIN'S DILEMMA. - WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?

- IT WAS ABOUT A BOYHOODOF A GUY NAMED RIFKIN.

HE JERKS OFF ALL DAY LONGAND I DESCRIBE IT.

IT'S A UNWRITTEN NOVEL.- IT'S THE SAME THING!

- IT'S THE SAME THING.

YOU'VE GOT A LOTTA NERVEWRITING A BOOK

AND NOT THANKING MEAND THEN COMING TO MY "Y"

AND GIVING A SPEECH ABOUT ITIN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS

AND GIL FAIZON?

OH, I'M GONNA RUINHER SPEECH TODAY.

- [laughs]

- WE'RE GONNA CAP OFF OUR DAYAT THE "Y"

WITH ONE OFMY CLASSIC INCIDENTS

WHERE I MAKE A WOMAN CRY.

Loading...