Marc Maron - Negative Energy

  • Season 1, Ep 2
  • 12/07/1998
  • Views: 3,215

Marc Maron gets to the root of violence in the Middle East. (1:05)

DID YOU EVER THINKABOUT HOW EASY IT IS

TO COMPLETELY RUINSOMEONE ELSE'S DAY?

IT'S A WEIRD QUESTION,ALL RIGHT?

BUT YOU COULD WALK INTO A STOREON YOUR WAY TO WORK

WALK UP TO THE GUY,"HOW YOU DOING?"

"YEAH, I'M ALL RIGHT.IT'S NICE OUT.

COULD I GET A PACKOF MARLBORO, PLEASE?"

LET'S SAY, HYPOTHETICALLY

HE PUTS THE MARLBORO LIGHTSON THE COUNTER

AND YOU JUST GO,"I DIDN'T ASK FOR THOSE.

WHAT ARE YOU,SOME KIND OF RETARD?"

NOW, THERE'S A REAL GOOD CHANCEYOU RUINED HIS DAY.

AT LEAST HIS MORNING, ALL RIGHT?

BUT WHAT YOU DON'T THINK ABOUTIS HE LEAVES WORK

WITH THAT FESTERING IN HIS HEAD

JUST GOING, "WHAT THE HELLWAS THAT GUY'S PROBLEM?

"I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING.WHAT A JERK," YOU KNOW?

NOT THINKING,'CAUSE HE'S PISSED OFF AT YOU

HE CUTS SOME GUY OFF,AND THE GUY BEHIND HIM GOES

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!"AND IT GOES TO THAT GUY.

DO YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?

AND IT JUST GOES AROUNDAND AROUND LIKE THAT

TILL SOMEHOW OR ANOTHER

IT ALL ENDS UPIN THE MIDDLE EAST.

DO YOU SEE HOW THIS WORKS?

( laughter )

ALL OVER A PACK OF CIGARETTES.

THAT'S WHERE THE PROBLEMS ARE.

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