Gilbert Gottfried - Impressions

  • Season 6 , Ep 9
  • 06/16/2002
  • Views: 20,643

Gilbert Gottfried does impressions of Jerry Seinfeld, Davy Jones, Bob Dylan, Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam. (2:48)

GILBERT GOTTFRIED>> I ALWAYS

FELT BAD FOR MOTHER TERESA.

MOTHER TERESA LIVED HER

WHOLE LIFE HELPING STARVING

CHILDREN AND DYING VILLAGES

BUT SHE COULD NEVER BE DECLARED

A SAINT 'CAUSE SHE NEVER

ACTUALLY PERFORMED A MIRACLE.

AND IT WAS LIKE TOWARDS THE END

SHE WAS LIKE DESPERATE

TO PERFORM A MIRACLE.

SO SHE WOULD GO UP TO STARVING

CHILDREN AND GO, "WHAT'S THAT

BEHIND YOUR EAR?

IT'S A QUARTER!"

(LAUGHTER)

MY IMITATION OF DAVEY JONES

FROM THE MONKEYS.

(LAUGHTER)

A POLISH SYMBOL PLAYER.

(LAUGHTER)

JERRY SEINFELD AS HAMLET.

(LAUGHTER)

(IMITATING JERRY SEINFELD)

TO BE OR NOT TO BE...

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD BE

OR NOT?

SOME PEOPLE BE.

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE THAT BE?

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

ELMER FUDD IN APOCALYPSE NOW.

(IMITATING ELMER FUDD)

"OH, DA, HAWAW, DA HAWAW.

I KIWWED THE WITTLE VIETNAMESE,

HEEE-HEE-HEE."

(APPLAUSE)

YOSEMITE SAM WHEN HE'S CHASED

BUGS BUNNY OFF A CLIFF AND

HE'S STANDING THERE IN MID-AIR

NOT REALIZING TILL LATER THAT

HE'S ABOUT TO FALL.

(IMITATING YOSEMITE SAM)

"A-HEE-A-HOO, A, HA, A, HEE,

A, HU, A-EEEEEWWWW."

(LAUGHTER)

BOB DYLAN WHEN HE'S CHASED

BUGS BUNNY OFF A CLIFF AND

HE'S STANDING THERE IN MID-AIR

NOT AWARE TILL LATER THAT

HE'S ABOUT TO FALL.

(IMITATING BOB DYLAN)

"A-HEE-A-HOO, A HAA-AA-HEE-A-HOO

A-HAA-AE-EEWWW.

THANK YOU.

GOOD NIGHT.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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