Gilbert Gottfried - Impressions

Season 6 , Ep 9 06/17/02 Views: 22,608

Gilbert Gottfried does impressions of Jerry Seinfeld, Davy Jones, Bob Dylan, Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam. (2:48)

GILBERT GOTTFRIED>> I ALWAYSFELT BAD FOR MOTHER TERESA.

MOTHER TERESA LIVED HERWHOLE LIFE HELPING STARVING

CHILDREN AND DYING VILLAGESBUT SHE COULD NEVER BE DECLARED

A SAINT 'CAUSE SHE NEVERACTUALLY PERFORMED A MIRACLE.

AND IT WAS LIKE TOWARDS THE ENDSHE WAS LIKE DESPERATE

TO PERFORM A MIRACLE.

SO SHE WOULD GO UP TO STARVINGCHILDREN AND GO, "WHAT'S THAT

BEHIND YOUR EAR?

IT'S A QUARTER!"(LAUGHTER)

MY IMITATION OF DAVEY JONESFROM THE MONKEYS.

(LAUGHTER)A POLISH SYMBOL PLAYER.

(LAUGHTER)JERRY SEINFELD AS HAMLET.

(LAUGHTER)(IMITATING JERRY SEINFELD)

TO BE OR NOT TO BE...

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD BE

OR NOT?

SOME PEOPLE BE.

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE THAT BE?

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)ELMER FUDD IN APOCALYPSE NOW.

(IMITATING ELMER FUDD)"OH, DA, HAWAW, DA HAWAW.

I KIWWED THE WITTLE VIETNAMESE,HEEE-HEE-HEE."

(APPLAUSE)YOSEMITE SAM WHEN HE'S CHASED

BUGS BUNNY OFF A CLIFF ANDHE'S STANDING THERE IN MID-AIR

NOT REALIZING TILL LATER THATHE'S ABOUT TO FALL.

(IMITATING YOSEMITE SAM)"A-HEE-A-HOO, A, HA, A, HEE,

A, HU, A-EEEEEWWWW."

(LAUGHTER)BOB DYLAN WHEN HE'S CHASED

BUGS BUNNY OFF A CLIFF ANDHE'S STANDING THERE IN MID-AIR

NOT AWARE TILL LATER THATHE'S ABOUT TO FALL.

(IMITATING BOB DYLAN)"A-HEE-A-HOO, A HAA-AA-HEE-A-HOO

A-HAA-AE-EEWWW.

THANK YOU.

GOOD NIGHT.

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