On Monday, there was animportant new study released
by the Pew Research Center--
not to be confusedwith a pew research center.
Not to be confusedwith the Le Pew Research Center.
Not to be confused with thePew-Pew-Pew Research Center.
Pew! Pew! Pew!
Or the... P U Research Center.
Do not go in there.
The study is about howwhite people use the Internet,
as is evidenced by everythingI just showed you.
-(laughter)-And it turns out
the Internet's most prolificwriters of Facebook posts
that begin with, "Okay, warning.
This is goingto be a super-long post,"
are holding backon one important area-- race.
According to Pew,67% of white people won't post
about race online,as opposed to YouTube,
where 99% of white peoplehave posted
the "N" word under a videoof a child's birthday party.
Uh, it's a very interestingquestion, by the way.
Why aren't white peopletalking about race?
Why won't they talk about it?I mean, you know,
besides the factthat America has a terrible,
festering race problem
that white peoplewould rather ignore.
Says the white guy.
So, comedians,what's something else
white people won't post about?Jimmy.
A throwback Thursday pickat a Nickelback concert.
-HARDWICK: All right, yeah.They shouldn't. -(laughter)
You tell me, Chris.You're white, right?
Uh... you can't prove that.
-Milana.-How they can't
wait to drink chardonnayand get drunk
to finger each otherat a Coldplay concert.
-(laughter, applause)-HARDWICK: Yes! Exactly!