Uncensored - Junior Stopka - Botched Suicide

Ali Wong, Junior Stopka, Jimmy Shubert Season 1, Ep 7 05/25/2014 Views: 6,746

Before introducing Junior Stopka, Dave Attell warns the audience about the venue. (1:08)

(Dave)Nice, Ali Wong.

Before we go any further, I justwant to tell you one thing.

This place is haunted,did you know that? Yeah.

My career died here about10 years ago, so... all right.

All right, our next act,so funny, so young.

Adorable andhilarious.

(Vocalizing)

Russia's weird.

Everybody, Junior Stopka!

Give him a hand.

All right, so you guys ever tryto kill yourself but wind up

fucking some dumb bitch youdon't like for four months?

My name is Junior,I look like this.

I'm sorry.

I can't doanything about it.