What would you likeme to say?
Push my podcast,the Legion of Skanks.
Oh, sorry--The camera fell asleep.
And he has his own podcast,the Legions of Skanks,
Pleasewelcome Jay Oakerson.
(cheering and applause)
Dave Attell,everyone, huh-- Wow.
What a night.
It's cold outside.
Winter's right around thecorner, that means what, ladies?
Time to grow yourbeavers back.
The winter woolbush season is upon us.
You say no.
Bald--You're all about bald?
Every girl shavesbald.
I'm gonna help youout a little bit, ladies.
Before you go shavingyour pussies bald,
that's whateverybody wants to do,
take a good look at yourpussy in the mirror.
Some of themshits need hair.
Some faces need a beardand some pussies need hair.
My face needsa beard.
If I don't have a beard,I'm just face and neck.
I need a beard togive a sense of a jawline.
Some pussies needhair.
A gingerchick, redhead?
Needs a bush.
To cover her anatomy, literally,they're see-through people.
It's a confusing pussy.
You don't even know it's a pussyexcept there's just these
blue lightning strikesof veins running down
her fetus-like cooch skin.
You go to eatthat girl's pussy,
you can see her heart beatingright through her pussy.
You're all worked up.
Look at you.