DC Curry - Common Sense

  • Season 3 , Ep 12
  • 08/24/2000
  • Views: 7,751

Jerry Springer isn't going to fool D.C. Curry. (2:39)

THAT'S WHY I VOTEDFOR BILL CLINTON.

I VOTED FOR BILL CLINTON.

THE MEDIA WOULD HAVE ME BELIEVEHE'S A BAD GUY

'CAUSE HE MADE SOME MISTAKES.

WELL, I'VE MADE SOME, TOO,AND SO HAVE YOU.

SO HAS KEN STARR.

SO IT'S HYPOCRITICALFOR ME TO BE TRIPPING

'CAUSE HE DROPPED HIS DRAWERSIN FRONT OF A WOMAN.

THAT'S WHO YOU'RE SUPPOSEDTO DROP YOUR DRAWERS.

I WOULDN'T TRIP HIMABOUT THE MONEY.

I WOULDN'T TRIP HIM ABOUT THEMONEY HE STOLE FROM THE BANK.

I DIDN'T HAVE NO MONEYIN THE BANK AT THE TIME,

SO THAT DIDN'T BOTHER ME.

I VOTED FOR BILL CLINTON

'CAUSE HE SEEMED TO BE CONNECTEDWITH THE AVERAGE PERSON.

THAT'S THE ONLY REASON--

THAT'S THE ONLY THINGYOU CAN COUNT ON ANYWAY.

YOU DON'T KNOWALL THE STATISTICS THEY QUOTE.

YOU DON'T KNOWIF IT'S TRUE OR NOT.

SO I JUST LOOK AT THEMAND WATCH WHAT THEY DO

AND FIGURE OUT WHETHERI LIKE THEM OR NOT.

I SHOULD RUNFOR PRESIDENT MYSELF.

I'D STRAIGHTEN OUTA LOT OF THINGS.

A LOT OF PEOPLE I'D LOCK UP.

YOU OUGHT TO BE ABLETO LOCK UP SOME PEOPLE

JUST ON SUSPICION ALONE.

I'D LOCK UP SOME PEOPLE THATGET ON THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT.

I UNDERSTOOD IT YEARS AGOWHEN THE SHOW FIRST CAME OUT.

YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE INFOR A HAPPY FAMILY REUNION,

SO YOU SHOWED UPIN A NEW OUTFIT, WAVING.

THEN YOU SAT DOWN AND FOUND OUTYOUR MAMA WAS A MAN.

SO YOU HAD TO THROW SOMETHINGAT SOMEBODY.

THAT WAS UNDERSTANDABLE.

BUT THE SHOW'S BEEN ON SEVEN,EIGHT YEARS NOW.

YOU KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENINGIF JERRY SPRINGER CALLS YOU.

SOMETHING IN YOUR IMMEDIATEFAMILY IS DYSFUNCTIONAL.

SO IF I GET A CALLFROM THE JERRY FOLK,

YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET ME ONNATIONAL TV AND EMBARRASS ME,

'CAUSE SOON AS I HEARWHO IT IS,

I'M KILLINGMY MAMA AND DADDY,

KILLING MY KIDS.

I'M GONNA SHOW UPON THE SHOW,

BUT AIN'T GONNA SURPRISE ME.

JERRY GONNA SAY,"HOW YOU DOIN'?"

"I'M ALL RIGHT;HOW YOU DOING, JERRY?"

"I GOT A SURPRISEFOR YOU, D.C."

"NOPE.

"I GOT A SURPRISEFOR YOU, JERRY.

"AIN'T NONE OF YOUR SURPRISEGUESTS COMING,

'CAUSE I DONE KILLEDALL THEIR ASS."

TOUCHY SUBJECT, HUH?

I'D LOCK UP THE PARENTSOF JONBENET RAMSEY.

THAT'S A SAD CASE TO ME.

YOU GOT PLENTY OF EVIDENCE.

I DON'T KNOWWHAT THEY'RE WAITING ON,

BUT YOU SHOULD'VELOCKED THEM UP,

IN MY OPINION,A LONG TIME AGO.

YOU GOT MORE EVIDENCE--

YOU GOT MORE EVIDENCE--

YOU GOT MORE EVIDENCEAGAINST THEM

THAN YOU HADAGAINST O.J. SIMPSON.

AND O.J. HAD SO MUCH EVIDENCEAGAINST HIM,

I THOUGHT THE OJAYSHAD KILLED THE FOLK.

THEY SHOULD'VE LOCKED UPTHE RAMSEYS.

I DON'T KNOWIF THEY ACTUALLY HAD

ANYTHING TO DOWITH THE MURDER OR NOT,

BUT YOU SHOULD'VE LOCKED THEM UP

FOR DRESSING THAT BABY UPLIKE A WHORE

IN THE FIRST DAMN PLACE.

HIGH-HEELED SHOESAND MAKE-UP

DON'T BELONGON NO BABY CHILD.

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