Kyle Cease - Hulk Hogan Dilemma

  • Season 10 , Ep 24
  • 05/11/2006
  • Views: 19,302

Kyle couldn't tell if he saw Hulk Hogan. (2:07)

THEY'LL JUST LIKE PAINT A FACE ON IT,

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?

BUT SOME PEOPLE WON'T EVEN DO THAT.

THEY'LL PAINT A FACE BUT IT WON'T EVEN BE ON A PUMPKIN.

IT'LL BE LIKE ON A PIECE OF PAPER.

BUT SOME PEOPLE WON'T EVEN DO THAT.

THEY'LL TAKE LIKE A BUNCH OF WORDS

AND PUT THAT ON A PIECE OF PAPER

AND IT'LL BE LIKE AN ESSAY ON BEN FRANKLIN

OR SOME [BLEEP], YOU KNOW.

AND THEN THEY'LL HAND IT IN AT SCHOOL AND IT WON'T EVEN

BE HALLOWEEN-- IT'S LIKE--NICE JACK-O'-LANTERN, JACKASS.

- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] - YOU LIKE THAT JOKE?

OKAY-- COOL, AWESOME. OKAY, TWO MORE WEIRD ONES

AND THEN BACK TO GREATEST HITS AGAIN.

AND I HAVE GREATEST HITS, TRUST ME, RIGHT?

LIKE VAGINA. THIS GUY KNOWS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

LIKE A VAGINA, HELL YEAH. OKAY TWO MORE WEIRD ONES.

I HATE WHENEVER YOU GO INTO A COFFEE SHOP, NO MATTER WHAT YOU ORDER,

THEY HAVE THEIR OWN WAY OF CALLING IT TO THE BACK.

LIKE YOU COULD BE LIKE, "HEY, I'LL HAVE A TALL MOCHA ICED LATTE BLENDED FUN."

AND THEN THELADY'S LIKE, "[BAAAAA].

- ANYTHING ELSE?" - [LAUGHTER]

THAT'S WEIRD AND YOU LIKE IT, OKAY. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

OKAY, HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.

I SAW HULK HOGANTHE OTHER DAY IN A PARKING LOT.

AND I COULDN'T TELL FROM A DISTANCE IF IT WAS HULK HOGAN OR NOT

AND I REALIZED I'VE NEVER HAD THAT DILEMMA BEFORE.

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ABLETO TELL IMMEDIATELY WHEN

LOOKING AT ANYBODY IF THEY WERE OR WERE NOT HULK HOGAN.

- [LAUGHTER]- AHHH! OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

OKAY, HERE'S MY BEST IMPRESSION EVER.

PEOPLE ASK ME TO DO A LOT OF IMPRESSIONS.

THIS IS AN IMPRESSION OF A COLOMBIAN DRUG DEALER, OKAY,

LISTING HIS FAVORITE MEMBER THE JACKSON FIVE

AFTER SHAVING HIS THROAT HAIRS NEXT TO AN ELLIPTICAL MACHINE.

[LAUGHTER]

[BUZZING]

- TITO.- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THANK YOU.

THAT'S THAT. IT'S PRETTY GOOD.

IT'S TOTALLY WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE. THANK YOU.

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