Screwing in the Dark

Season 1 , Ep 8 05/21/14 Views: 3,388

In a pitch-black room, a husband and wife moan and groan their way through an arduous-sounding chore. (1:02)

[both grunting]

- WOULD YOU JUSTSHOVE IT IN?

- OH, OKAY,SHOVE IT IN, DEBBIE.

WHO DOES THAT?

THIS IS HOW I ALWAYS DO IT.

I FIDDLE AROUND WITH ITUNTIL IT FINDS ITS OWN WAY IN.

IT'S VERY NATURAL.

- OH, MY GOD,HAS THAT EVER WORKED?

I CAN'T EVEN TELLIF YOU'RE IN YET.

HERE, JUST LET ME GRAB IT.

- UGH, YOU'RE STARTING TOSOUND LIKE YOUR MOTHER.

LET ME TAKE CARE OF THIS.

- HONEY, I CAN ALWAYS JUST GETA NEW ONE TO PUT IN THERE.

- HELL, NO!NO, I CAN DO THIS.

UGH, COME ON.COME ON.

YES!IT'S IN.

YOU READY TO SCREW?

- FINE.LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH.

[both grunting]

- THERE!LIGHT BULB IS NOW SCREWED IN.

TA-DA!

BIG REVEAL.

- TOOK LONG ENOUGH.

I COULD'VE FINISHED ITFASTER MYSELF.

- NEXT TIME WHEN I'M LAZYAND JUST WANT TO WATCH CARTOONS,

I'LL LEAVE IT UP TO YOU.

WELL, THAT'S ENOUGH SCREWINGFOR ONE NIGHT.

- OH, MAN!

I WAS REALLY HOPIN'TO JERK OFF TO THAT.

- FINISHED!

[gulping]

U.S.A.!U.S.A.!

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