Jimmy Pardo - Cement Walls

  • Season 6 , Ep 11
  • 06/30/2002
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BUT I'M WATCHING YOU GUYS.

YOU SEEM TO BE IN A GOOD MOOD.

AM I WRONG?

AM I JUMPING THE GUN?

HOW ARE YOU?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

ALL RIGHT.

SEVEN OF YOU GOOD THE REST

OF YOU PISSED OFF.

IT'S NICE TO HAVE YOU FOLKS.

THAT SAID, IT IS GREAT TO BE

HERE.

AND I'M GOING TO BE SAYING

THAT QUITE A BIT TONIGHT JUST

TO CONVINCE MYSELF.

I, UM...

I AM NOT GOING TO KID YOU.

LOOK AT THIS PLACE.

THIS IS A (BLEEP) GIG FOR ME.

ANY HOW, I, UM...

YOU HEARD IT RIGHT!

YUCK IT UP YOU BASTARDS!

LET'S GO!

(LAUGHTER)

I'M NOT GOING TO PLAY THIS STOP

START B.S. WITH YOU PEOPLE.

PICK UP THE PACE.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING TO TAKE

TO ROCK THIS TOILET?

COME ON!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

ANYHOW, I, UH...

I LIKE HOW SOME PEOPLE ARE

GETTING ME AND SOME ARE LIKE,

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS GUYS

PROBLEM?"

"SO IT'S A (BLEEP) GIG?

TAKE OFF A-HOLE."

"WE DON'T NEED TO HEAR YOUR CRAP

YOU SHORT FREAK.

MOVE IT ALONG.

CIRCUS TRAIN'S A LEAVING."

YOU PEOPLE KNOW I'M TALKING?

HOW DO YOU WANT TO WORK IT

EXACTLY BECAUSE I'M DESTROYING

OVER HERE SO FAR.

OVER HERE, "THAT'S

DISRESPECTFUL.

I THINK THAT'S HIS CHARACTER.

I DON'T LIKE IT."

(LAUGHTER)

"ARE YOU GOING TO BE LIKE THIS

THE WHOLE TIME?"

"PROBABLY."

"I DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL THEN."

"I'M GOING TO GO HOME AND KILL

MYSELF."

"YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD CALL."

"YEAH, SUCK ON A MUFFLER."

"OH, ALL RIGHT, HAPPY NEW YEAR."

I, AH...

(APPLAUSE)

I LIVE IN LOS ANGELES,

CALIFORNIA FOLKS.

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA 91607.

FLEW INTO THE AIRPORT.

I GOT A RENTAL CAR.

I DROVE IN.

I TOOK A GRAND CENTRAL TO A BIG

Q.E., TO L.I.E. TO SOME POINT

IN JERSEY THEN BACK TO MADISON

AVENUE, 42nd STREET TO THE GREAT

WHITE WAY.

RIGHT HERE TO THE (BLEEP) GIG

AND, UM...

I GOT TO TELL YOU, THAT'S

A GORGEOUS 4 1/2 HOUR DRIVE IN

FROM THE AIRPORT.

I...

THEY WERE DOING CONSTRUCTION ON

ONE PART OF THE ROAD AND A LOT

OF PEOPLE BITCH ABOUT IT.

I DON'T CARE.

EVERYBODY GOT TO HAVE A JOB.

WHAT I DON'T LIKE IS WHEN

THEY TAKE THE TWO OR THREE LANES

AND WIDDLE IT DOWN TO A HALF

A LANE.

(LAUGHTER)

AND THEN THEY PUT THOSE CEMENT

WALLS RIGHT UP NEXT TO YOUR CAR.

YOU KNOW, SO YOU'RE DRIVING

NICE, THEN YOU'RE ON THE OLYMPIC

LUGE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?

IT'S LIKE, "HEY, THIS IS FANTA--

OH, HEADS UP HERE WE GO.

ALL RIGHT."

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

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