Security Question

Season 5 , Ep 501 11/23/01 Views: 5,611

Eugene signed up for a credit card that allowed him to pick the security question. (2:01)

ON LINE--

YOU KNOW HOW WHEN YOU SIGN UP

FOR A CREDIT CARD OR A BANK

ACCOUNT AND YOU CALL

TO ACCESS THE ACCOUNT?

YOU HAVE TO GIVE THEM YOUR

MOTHERS MAIDEN NAME.

WELL, THIS CREDIT CARD THAT I

SIGNED UP FOR ALLOWED ME TO PICK

THE QUESTION THAT THEY ASK ME

AND THE ANSWER I GIVE THEM.

SO, NOW WHENEVER I CALL,

THEY HAVE TO ASK ME WHAT AM I

WEARING.

(LAUGHTER)

AND I HAVE TO RESPOND, "I DON'T

THINK THAT'S APPROPRIATE."

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

I'M ACTUALLY IN KIND OF A WEIRD

MOOD 'CAUSE I BROKE UP TODAY

WITH MY BOYFRIEND.

YEAH.

WELL, NEITHER OF US WERE GAY

AND, AH...

(LAUGHTER)

WE WERE JUST DOING IT TO UPSET

OUR PARENTS...

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERS)

AND THE CHRISTIAN RIGHTS.

SO...

I ACTUALLY DO.

I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I EVER

HAD SEX.

I WORE A CAPE AND GOGGLES.

'CAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW.

I THINK RELIGION IS KIND OF

MESSED, YOU KNOW,

LIKE CATHOLICISM OR JUDAISM.

YOU KNOW, ARE YOU REALLY GONNA

BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ

IN A SCROLL?

OR SHINTOISM?

I MEAN, A REFERENCE FOR NATURE

SPIRITS AND ANCESTORS WITH

NO FORMAL DOGMA?

GET REAL JAPAN.

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