We Are No Idiots

  • Season 3 , Ep 2
  • 06/05/2012
  • Views: 90,347

Using hot spoons, Adam, Ders and Blake condition themselves for an important pizza-eating competition. (0:00)

YOU CAN TIME US.YEAH, HERE YOU GO.

- YES.- WHAT IS THIS?

- OH, RANCHO CUCAPIZZA

IS HAVING A LITTLE PROMOTIONALEATING CONTEST,

AND THE WINNER GETS--READ THAT BOTTOM LINE THERE.

READ THAT.

WELL, IT SAID, UH,WINS FREE PIZZA FOR A YEAR!

- YEAH, ALL WE GOTTA DO IS EATA HUMONGA CUCAMONGA

IN UNDER 30 MINUTES.

- SEE, THEY MAKE THE PIZZASO HOT

THAT ALL THE OTHERDUMB BUFFOONS,

THEY'LL JUST BURN THEIR PIPES.

- BUT WE ARE NO IDIOTS.

OUR MOUTHSWILL ALREADY BE BURNED.

- YEP, VIA SPOONS.- MM-HMM.

- WE'RE GONNA PUTTHESE HOT SPOONS

ON OUR TONGUES.

- YEP.- WE'RE GONNA BURN THEM

SO THAT THE PIZZAWON'T BURN THEM.

OKAY, ALICE,START THE CLOCK.

- YEAH, START IT.- WE NEED YOU TO TIME US.

OH, SHE STARTED,SHE STARTED, START.

[guys screaming]

- OH, GOD!OH, THAH WATH THO HOT!

- WHAT DO WE GOT?- WHAT DO WE GOT FOR TIME?

WHAT'S THE TIME?OH, SHE DIDN'T THART THE CLOCK.

- WHAT? SHE DIDN'T THART IT?- YEAH, IT WAS PERFECT.

IT'S GONNA SOUND REAL GOODON THE PHONES.

JAGMOS.

- I DON'T LIKE HOWSHE ALWAYS PUTH UTH DOWN

WHEN WE'RE TRYINGTO BETTER OURTHEVLES HERE.

- AND WHO ARE THE IDIOTS HERE?

- ROUND TWO.

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