Russell Brand - Death Threats

Season 1 , Ep 101 03/08/09 Views: 29,940

As a result of Russell Brand's notorious performance at the MTV VMAs, he received more than his fair share of death threats. (2:39)

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OF THE VMA'SWERE UTTERLY ENAMORED.

NOT IF THE DEATH THREATSARE ANYTHING TO GO BY.

I DO THINK, THOUGH--AND THANKSFOR THE SYMPATHY IN THAT

'CAUSE SYMPATHYCAN USUALLY BE CONVERTED

INTO FELLATIO VERY QUICKLY.

[laughter]

AN ANONYMOUS DEATH THREAT?WHY--HOW'D YOU GET THAT RILED?

FOR SOMETHING ON THE TELLY?

"THAT I DIDN'T FEEL--UGH...

"I'M NOT ENJOYING THIS.

"I'M REALLY NOT ENJOYING IT.

"I DON'T LIKE HIM.

"I DON'T LIKE HIM AT ALL!

I'M GOING TO KILL HIM."

[laughter]

WHAT'S THE TIPPING POINT?

SILLY.

TURN OVER.

OR EVEN TURN IT DOWN,OR LOOK OVER THERE.

SO MANY OPTIONS.

TAKE MURDERA BIT MORE SERIOUSLY.

[laughter]

HERE'S A SELECTIONOF MY FAVORITE DEATH THREATS.

THIS IS GOOD.

THIS ONE'S FROM "YANKEE."

WHAT WILL BE HIS PERSUASION?

[angrily]"YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

[laughter]

"WHO THE FUCKDO YOU THINK YOU ARE?"

I'M RUSSELL!

[cheers and applause]

"WHY DON'T YOU DROP DEADAND DIE?"

WELL, THAT'SACTUALLY A TAUTOLOGY.

UM...ONCE YOU'VE DROPPED DEAD,YOU CAN'T THEN DIE.

UNLESS "YANKEE" IS A HINDU ANDHE BELIEVES IN REINCARNATION.

RIGHT, DROP DEAD!

NOW COME BACK AS A MOUSE.

NOW DIE A MOUSE DEATH!

[high-pitched voice]DIE A MOUSE DEATH.DIE A MUSINE DEATH.

TOO MUCH CHEESE.

[laughter]

I THINK THAT'S WHAT HE MEANT.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE BIT.

WHEN I EMPHASIZE IT WITH VOLUME,THAT MEANS IT'S IN CAPITALS.

[laughter]

"I'LL NEVER VOTE FOR OBAMA! EVER!

[laughter and applause]

I LIKE THAT, RIGHT,BECAUSE IT'S AS IF,

BETWEEN WHEN HE WROTE "NEVERVOTE FOR OBAMA, EVER,"

AS IF SOMEONE TRIED TO PERSUADEHIM AGAIN TO VOTE FOR OBAMA.

"I'LL NEVER VOTE FOR OBAMA--"

HE SAYS HE WON'T RAISE TAXESON THE MIDDLE CLASSES.

"EVER!"

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