Greg Hahn - Marine Life

Hahn, Gulman, Kahaney, Regular Joe's Season 3, Ep 0304 02/01/2000 Views: 8,051

Marines are always yelling. (2:13)

ALL THE MARINES...

( grunting )

ALL THE MARINES JOIN IN.

HOW ABOUT ARMY?

HUT-HUT-HUT.

SALVATION ARMY.

DING-DING-DING-DING.

WHERE ARE YOU?

CRAZY GUY.

WE NEED MORE MONEY FOR BELLS.

THE MILITARY IS GREAT.

THE MARINE CORPS,YOU'RE ALWAYS MARCHING AROUND.

YOU CAN'T BEAT BOOT CAMP;YOU GET TO MARCH ALL AROUND.

LEFT-RIGHT-LEFT...

I USED TO GOOF OFFAND ONLY CALL LEFTS.

LEFT-LEFT-LEFT-LEFT-LEFT.

SEE THE MARINES OUT THERE...

BOOT CAMP'S WILD.

YOU'RE ALWAYS SCREAMINGAND YELLING.

COME HERE! GET AWAY FROM ME!

OUTSTANDING!

HIT HIM IN THE HEAD!SUCK IT UP!

OUTSTANDING! OUTSTANDING!

AS SOON AS I GOT OUT OFBOOT CAMP, MY SISTER GOT MARRIED

AND SHE HAD ME SEAT PEOPLEAT HER WEDDING.

YEAH.

THEY'D COME WALKINGUP TO ME

AT THE CHURCH--

OH, YOU MUST BEPATRICIA'S BROTHER.

SIT DOWN!

I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND!

WE HAD 200 PEOPLE SHOW UP

AND I PUT THEM ALLIN THE SAME ROW.

GET IN THERE!TAKE THESE SEATS!

SIT DOWN! SIT DOWN!

WE'RE NOT COMFORTABLE.

OUTSTANDING!

OH, THIS IS A HOT CROWD.

I'M ALL RILED UP.

I WISH I WAS OUT THERETO SEE THIS 'CAUSE I AM FUNNY.

( laughter )

CHICKS DIG ME'CAUSE I'M A EUNUCH...

I MEAN, I'M UNIQUE.

( laughter )

NO, SERIOUSLY.

WHEN I WALK INTO A BAR,I REJECT REJECTION.

I'LL GO STORMING IN THERE...

I'LL BE LIKE, LOOK AT THAT CHICKTRYING TO GET MY ATTENTION

BY MAKING OUT WITH THAT GUY.

STARING ME DOWNWITH THE BACK OF HER HEAD.

I'LL TALK TO YOU. DON'T PANIC.

I'M AMAZED AT HOW FARTHE WOMEN WILL GO

TO TRY TO MAKE ME JEALOUS,YOU KNOW?

THIS ONE GIRL I USED TO DATE,SHE'S MARRIED NOW.

SHE HAS THREE KIDS.

I SEE RIGHT THROUGH THAT.

I'M NOT COMING BACK.

SHE NEEDS TO GET ONWITH HER LIFE!