A Stoolie Joins an Airport Protest

The Barstool Rundown: Live from Houston - January 30, 2017 Season 1, Ep 1 01/31/2017 Views: 1,018

A shirtless Stoolie sends El Pres, KFC and Big Cat video footage of himself reveling in an airport protest against President Trump's immigration ban. (1:28)

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(dramatic orchestral music)

- [Narrator] All Barstool Sports

will be relocating to Manhattan.

We want to take it to the world,

but we're trying to take this site

and crank it the fuck up.

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- What an idiot.

(coughing)

- [Voiceover] Oh my god!What's gonna happen!

(laughing)

- The finer things club,

the scumbag club.

- [Elderly Woman] You are, too. Are you married?

- I'm married to the game.

- Stop sending the dick pics.

- [Voiceover] You're a bum.

- [Elderly Man] We're funnier, smarter, better,

prettier than everybodyelse who is stealing

our shtick on the internet.

- I said, brick by brick, we will tear this city apart!

- You're a loser, and I'm gonna make you a winner!

- You can't do live TV if you have

the charisma of an ant.

(cackling)

- Just grab her and then twist her.

- Yeah, there you go.

- Oh, yeah yeah.

(cheering)

- Yeah, Nate!

- No matter what I fucking do, I win!

(sirens)

(mumbling)

- Back to work.

- Then I tried to eat it.

I was like (gagging).

I opened my mouth as that was coming in.

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- You gotta get in the mirror,

eye to eye, and be like, I've got to be better at my game.

(gagging)

- Take it down, we're coming, we're not stopping.

You think we're getting smaller,

we're getting bigger.

I'm gonna be in your ear.

Everywhere, you can find us.

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