Paul F. Tompkins - Daylight Saving Time

Pitta, Henton, Tompkins, Kuller, Stanhope Season 2, Ep 1 09/05/1998 Views: 12,159

Paul F. Tompkins doesn't understand people who are confused by daylight saving time. (1:20)

IT'S AN HOUR,THAT'S ALL IT IS.

TWICE A YEAR YOUMAKE THE ADJUSTMENT.

YOU CAN'T GETTHROWN OUT OF WHACK BY THAT.

BUT YOU HEAR PEOPLESAY THING LIKE,

"SORRY I'M ALL SCREWED UP 'CAUSEOF DAYLIGHT'S SAVINGS TIME."

IF YOU FIND YOURSELFSAYING THAT, YOU MIGHT AS WELLJUST SAY,

"I'M NOT GOOD AT TALKING,SO I JUST LET MY MOUTH OPEN UP

"AND LET THINGSFALL OUT OF IT.

" 'CAUSE I'M...DON'T...WITH WORDS."

IT'S AN HOUR !

YOU JUST DIDN'T GET OFFTHE PLANE FROM AUSTRALIA.

"OH, WHAT'S HAPPENING,WHAT'S...WHAT...

"WHAT STRANGE WORLDIS THIS ?

"WHAT DO I...WHAT...IS THIS MILK STILL GOOD... ?

"WHO'S...OH...WHO'S THE PRESIDENT NOW... ?

"IS THAT ANELECTRIC CAR... ?

"DO I HAVE A BIG BUSHY BEARD...WHAT'S... ?"